ITT I rp as Henny Penny plz help take shits in my sandbox

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This fucking thing needs more shit in it are you COOL CATS ENOUGH for sandbox shit????

Seagulls need not apply they can fuck right off amirite!
 
I quit yesterday and took all my old mouse shit covered cig butts and threw them in my sandbox

It is a schmorgasborg of nightmares and everyone's invited!
 
I quit last year (again.) Wish I'd kept my modern art installation piece. It was a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi with about 2 inches left in the bottom, then filled with butts. It all turned a satisfying mottled black and brown. I dedicated 6 weeks to it. It was titled "Lung".
 
I quit last year (again.) Wish I'd kept my modern art installation piece. It was a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi with about 2 inches left in the bottom, then filled with butts. It all turned a satisfying mottled black and brown. I dedicated 6 weeks to it. It was titled "Lung".

Quit 23 years ago in a similar way. Collected all my ash for about a week and let it ferment in a little water in a big mayo jar.
Kept it close and anytime an urge got a bit overwhelming I'd take a big whiff of the jar, almost puke, and then *presto* urge gone.
 
Quit 23 years ago in a similar way. Collected all my ash for about a week and let it ferment in a little water in a big mayo jar.
Kept it close and anytime an urge got a bit overwhelming I'd take a big whiff of the jar, almost puke, and then *presto* urge gone.
That would certainly work! It really is a rank smell.
 
jehovah's witness came to my door so i made him watch
I was once approached on the street by one. (You can always tell them.) Anyway, he pulled out a magazine and said, "Don’t you think the world would be better if it looked like this?" He pointed to a picture in the magazine.
"Do I think the world would be better if it looked like a badly drawn cartoon?" I replied, "No, I think it would be dreadful." He scurried off.
 
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