Lars Ulrich’s Strange Wikipedia Entry

[Mr. Willy]

Somehow I ended up on his Wikipedia page. The last sentence in the first paragraph is a bit telling.

“Ulrich sports a genuinely scandinavian 9 cm (≈4 inch) prick.”

Wonder if he’s aware that it’s there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Ulrich

 

[Monkey Man]

Seriously?

No way he knows it's there.

 

[Speeddemon]

It has been edited and removed 7 hours ago.

Awww...

(In Lars' defense, 4" is more than 9cm... )

 

[panhead]

Well it was correct. He`s a little prick.

 

[Mr. Willy]

I swear it was there.

 

[maddnotez]

I could be wrong but I think anyone can add an entry into wiki if they provide a source. Then others can remove something the same way. Obviously Lars added this himself but Dave had it removed because he has proof of 3".

 

[paulyc]

Seriously?

No way he knows it's there.

His prick either at 4 inches !!!

 

[panhead]

I tried to edit it but it said it was offensive, imagine that.

 

[Monkey Man]

Maybe the AI sensed you were a righty and therefore cranked up the PC detector, whereas the dick shit was initially "inserted" into the article by a lefty and therefore allowed to fly?

 

[Mailman1971]

Ya think anyone can add to Wikipedia right?

 

[Monkey Man]

That's what we're lead to believe...

 

[Mr. Willy]

I had ended up there bc the wife and I were watching the movie Gladiator the other night. I like to read up on movies I like - the actors, setting, production, etc. I had no idea, but Lars was married to the main female lead in that movie. Interesting, bc I would think she’s waaayyyy out of his league.

 

[Monkey Man]

Proves money overrides everything else including junk size.

 

[JackBootedThug]

better hope it's not 9cm sideways. proverbial tunacanitis.......

 

[Mr. Willy]

Proves money overrides everything else including junk size.

They’re both Danes. That probably had a little to do with it as well.

 

[Speeddemon]

bc I would think she’s waaayyyy out of his league.

Yep. She kinda reminds me of that female comedian that did some SNL Melania impersonations.

 

[Mr. Willy]

I’m not 100%, but I don’t think that’s the same woman who starred in Gladiator. Either way, this just goes to show what money can get ya. Lol

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Nielsen

 

[Monkey Man]

Yup.

'Splains why I've always had nothin'.

 

[Speeddemon]

I’m not 100%, but I don’t think that’s the same woman who starred in Gladiator. Either way, this just goes to show what money can get ya. Lol

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Nielsen

My bad. I just noticed: 2004–2012.

So she and Lars divorced and then the lil' gremlin went for the tall, slim model in 2015.