danyeo":1458buos said:
HOLY CRAP. This brings me back.
Funny story. Mid 90's we went to the Limelight in NYC to see some bands. That was the ultimate club since it was an abandoned church, couple hundred years old or so. Anyway, were in line to get in the place and there's this homeless guy carry on outside acting like a retard, all goofy with people. He looked dirty and smelled like shit. We get in the club and we see the same dirtbag falling over himself in the club. Then some band we never hear of starts playing without a singer and that same homeless bum gets up on stage and starts singing. We almost threw up it was soo funny.
That was his schtick out here in LA too. The funny thing is that I knew that singer back when we both lived in Chicago, his name was Chris Stan and he looked exactly like Slippery When Wet era Bon Jovi. I even have a video somewhere of his old band in Chicago playing on some cable access show. The story was that his family was rich, rich, rich and he had it made in the shade.
When he moved to Hollywood and came up with that persona, he really lived it. I mean he smelled like a homeless dude covered in his own 5 day old urine. It was gross. In one of my bands we rehearsed at this huge place called Downtown Rehearsal Studios. LSD rehearsed there too, during the afternoon because they didn't have to work day jobs.

We used to hear them as we were getting there and they really were just great. One night they were there late and our singer and other guitar player didn't know about "Stanley" and they kicked "some homeless weirdo" out of the whole rehearsal studio and threw him out the door. When they came back to tell us about it we started laughing and ran downstairs to let him back in because he didn't have his keys. Everytime I saw him I would always say "hey, what's up Chris?" and he would not even acknowledge in the least that he was the same guy. All of us from Chicago of course knew he was the Bon Jovi guy. LSD's drummer Brian Horak was a KILLER drummer too. He played in a band in Chicago called Damien Thorne that was signed to CBS. One of my best friends and former band mates was in Damien Thorne with him. Man was that band heavy. Heavy and sinister and scary and just evil. Yet they looked like a hairband.