LMAO!!! Funny Carla content...

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Digital Jams":3240b said:
STEEL KAGE":3240b said:
Slaytallica":3240b said:
Yo Kage,

Just let me know what you want to do brother. I'll be happy to throw him a fucking beating for you. :gethim:
Thanks Marco but if it comes down to that( which it wont) Im well equipped..

as for other people wanting to "talk" to him, grab a number, the line is as long and distinguished as my Johnson :lol: :LOL: :thumbsup:

Ok Slider.........................
negative ghost rider, pattern is full... Talk to me Goose!! Go Ice!!
 
I get a good laugh out of that carly guitar sucks website. LOL!
 
Shawn Lutz":6e614 said:
WTF makes people to exert so much energy beeing a total ass wipe? Get a life (not you Kage :) )

is this from that dude who has it in his mind that he's better than hendrix or rags on anyone who doesn't bow down to folks who just play semi-beefed up chuck berry licks? pa-fuckin-thetic! :lol: :LOL:

Shawn, hes a mental midget that lives with his mom, who does that at 52years of age?!?!?

Heres one of his better quotes, this one never fails to make laugh my ass off...

Ah: "I've had Hendrix collectors swear some of my demos were Jimi outakes."

Doesnt get better than that, well actually it does. When asked why he cant alternate pick carl said " I dont need to , my legato is fast enough" and that he cant becasue hes a lefty that plays righty LMAO!!!!! He'll never fail to make fun of it though saying taht its mindless drilling...

Want to laugh some more? ask him to solo over ANY backing that requires melodic soloing... He'll say some thing like "the master doesnt stoop that low" but what he really means is that he just doesnt have the necessary tools to play like that so he knocks it, Carl bags on anyone and anything that intimidates him...

Go to the Gear page and watch him kiss Ed D's ass, thats all hes done since Ed saw the way he talked smack about him at Mikes place...

Its Simple Shawn, carl is a Coward, a liar and a nobody , always has and always will. if it wasnt for the net,hed probably have offed himself by now...
 
Yeah, I noticed the faint smell of ass around Carl over at TGP trying to make up with Ed :lol: :LOL:
 
Man thats hilarious, what a loser!!! I knew he talked shit and everything on the net, but had no idea he was stupid enough to start this crap in real life. Flexin the internet muscles is one thing, but trying to interfere with someone elses life is worse than pathetic...

Damn that hendrix related quote had me laughing so hard i almost pee'd :D :lol: :LOL:
 
MrDan666":a2883 said:
Man thats hilarious, what a loser!!! I knew he talked shit and everything on the net, but had no idea he was stupid enough to start this crap in real life. Flexin the internet muscles is one thing, but trying to interfere with someone elses life is worse than pathetic...

Damn that hendrix related quote had me laughing so hard i almost pee'd :D :lol: :LOL:

Hes not starting anything Dan, he doesnt have the balls to follow through, plain and simple. He also knows the costs of trying to mess with someone. Remember when he was threatening to call peoples Jobs? do you think that he actually called? LMAO!!! His miserable life would end badly if that ever happened and he knows it...

Carl is nothing more than bad gas, he spews lies and BS about people that NO ONE believes because hes as stupid and transparent as they come...

In other words , hes a joke, all around...
 
Dude! Im getting the hysterical visual of Carl reading this stuff and having a meltdown!! You know where his face is all red with that big-ass vein popping out of his forehead and his eyes bulging out :hys:

He is probably at Mike V's Venting right now :hys:
 
STEEL KAGE":50fcf said:
Hes not starting anything Dan, he doesnt have the balls to follow through, plain and simple. He also knows the costs of trying to mess with someone. Remember when he was threatening to call peoples Jobs? do you think that he actually called? LMAO!!! His miserable life would end badly if that ever happened and he knows it...

Carl is nothing more than bad gas, he spews lies and BS about people that NO ONE believes because hes as stupid and transparent as they come...

In other words , hes a joke, all around...

Ha! I remember when he was threatening that shit, how stupid. He obviously didnt think that one through, just like all the other shit he's threatened and said.

His lies and bullshit are laughable...
 
Gainfreak":41926 said:
Dude! Im getting the hysterical visual of Carl reading this stuff and having a meltdown!! You know where his face is all red with that big-ass vein popping out of his forehead and his eyes bulging out :hys:

He is probably at Mike V's Venting right now :hys:

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:D Its Carl!
 
MrDan666":06686 said:
Gainfreak":06686 said:
Dude! Im getting the hysterical visual of Carl reading this stuff and having a meltdown!! You know where his face is all red with that big-ass vein popping out of his forehead and his eyes bulging out :hys:

He is probably at Mike V's Venting right now :hys:

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:D Its Carl!

:hys:
 
defpearlpilot":55eaf said:
I get a good laugh out of that carly guitar sucks website. LOL!

Where is the link to that site? Ive lost it. I need a good laugh. :lol: :LOL:
 
Carl is harmless, he's not going to attack anyone. Carl likes to talk a lot of shit and mess with people, but he's doing it all as a joke. Tons of people have met Carl in person and he was never violent or aggressive, he just like to play guitar, shitcan gear and talk trash.

What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that Carl gets off on all these people talking about him. He trolls for people to get all worked up and someone always takes the bait. Then he messes with everyone and it gets out of hand and eventually he gets banned from whatever forum it happened on.

If nobody wanted Carl around then nobody would ever mention his name again, nobody would reference him, nobody would acknowledge him. But people need Carl as much as Carl need them. So the endless cycle continues.

I was trading insults with Carl online over a decade ago (before internet forums even existed) and I never took it seriously. I don't know Carl other than my online interactions with him, but I don't see why people get all upset about Carl. My policy is to let him do his thing, fire a few shots his way and trade a few insults every now and then, and basically we get along just fine. Try it, you might find Carl funny (in a sick way) instead of getting all worried about him.
 
Odin":acf4f said:
Carl is harmless, he's not going to attack anyone. Carl likes to talk a lot of shit and mess with people, but he's doing it all as a joke. Tons of people have met Carl in person and he was never violent or aggressive, he just like to play guitar, shitcan gear and talk trash.

What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that Carl gets off on all these people talking about him. He trolls for people to get all worked up and someone always takes the bait. Then he messes with everyone and it gets out of hand and eventually he gets banned from whatever forum it happened on.

If nobody wanted Carl around then nobody would ever mention his name again, nobody would reference him, nobody would acknowledge him. But people need Carl as much as Carl need them. So the endless cycle continues.

I was trading insults with Carl online over a decade ago (before internet forums even existed) and I never took it seriously. I don't know Carl other than my online interactions with him, but I don't see why people get all upset about Carl. My policy is to let him do his thing, fire a few shots his way and trade a few insults every now and then, and basically we get along just fine. Try it, you might find Carl funny (in a sick way) instead of getting all worried about him.

What you dont understand is that Kage has hung out with Carl before and this shit goes back further than you know.

Also, your elitist "I know everything" schtick is lame and contrived. Pick something new. :thumbsup:
 
Odin":cd6a6 said:
Carl is harmless, he's not going to attack anyone. Carl likes to talk a lot of shit and mess with people, but he's doing it all as a joke. Tons of people have met Carl in person and he was never violent or aggressive, he just like to play guitar, shitcan gear and talk trash.

What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that Carl gets off on all these people talking about him. He trolls for people to get all worked up and someone always takes the bait. Then he messes with everyone and it gets out of hand and eventually he gets banned from whatever forum it happened on.

If nobody wanted Carl around then nobody would ever mention his name again, nobody would reference him, nobody would acknowledge him. But people need Carl as much as Carl need them. So the endless cycle continues.

I was trading insults with Carl online over a decade ago (before internet forums even existed) and I never took it seriously. I don't know Carl other than my online interactions with him, but I don't see why people get all upset about Carl. My policy is to let him do his thing, fire a few shots his way and trade a few insults every now and then, and basically we get along just fine. Try it, you might find Carl funny (in a sick way) instead of getting all worried about him.

First let me be the one to tell you that we are not worried. Second, let me be the one to tell you that what we say does in fact bother him (Don't ask me how I know because I won't divulge my sources :hys:)
I also hate to break the news to you that Carl does not do this for fun. He actually can't help himself and Kage and I are "an eye for an eye" type of people so We fuck with him back and enjoy every minute of it!!
 
Odin":3ca33 said:
Carl is harmless, he's not going to attack anyone. Carl likes to talk a lot of shit and mess with people, but he's doing it all as a joke. Tons of people have met Carl in person and he was never violent or aggressive, he just like to play guitar, shitcan gear and talk trash.

What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that Carl gets off on all these people talking about him. He trolls for people to get all worked up and someone always takes the bait. Then he messes with everyone and it gets out of hand and eventually he gets banned from whatever forum it happened on.

If nobody wanted Carl around then nobody would ever mention his name again, nobody would reference him, nobody would acknowledge him. But people need Carl as much as Carl need them. So the endless cycle continues.

I was trading insults with Carl online over a decade ago (before internet forums even existed) and I never took it seriously. I don't know Carl other than my online interactions with him, but I don't see why people get all upset about Carl. My policy is to let him do his thing, fire a few shots his way and trade a few insults every now and then, and basically we get along just fine. Try it, you might find Carl funny (in a sick way) instead of getting all worried about him.
Worried? Dude, do you ever think before you speak? Im amazed that they actually let someone like you carry a gun... You miss the friggin point yet again,and you couldnt have gotten it more wrong, yet again. big surprise...

Trust me, my girl worries me more than carl.
 
Whatever you guys want to do is what you'll do, but you guys posting about Carl on a forum that he can't post to is no different than Carl posting about you on a forum that you can't post to. I fail to see the difference in you guys and Carl in this situation. And I enjoy watching both sides.
 
Telephant":1de4a said:
Also, your elitist "I know everything" schtick is lame and contrived. Pick something new. :thumbsup:
Bingo... for a guy who likes to come off like he has a clue, he sure eats his foot alot...
 
Odin":c34d8 said:
Whatever you guys want to do is what you'll do, but you guys posting about Carl on a forum that he can't post to is no different than Carl posting about you on a forum that you can't post to. I fail to see the difference in you guys and Carl in this situation. And I enjoy watching both sides.


Thats where youre wrong again. Carl can post in a number of places but he'll never do it. Ive been over to Mikes place and everytime I post something, carl deletes it so I dont bother going over there anymore and I told Mike to delete my user name because Carl is too much of a pussy to deal with the truth, proven fact. theres always http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com he lurks there all the time but never posts, why is that?

Its well known that Carl reads all of this and thats where the fun is, Getting that lying loser pussy to have meltdowns on cue like the good little bitch that he is... Like I said, I laugh at him, ralph laughs at him and so does anyone and everyone with any knowledge of him...

I just want carl to man up, is that asking so much?
 
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