Man it's a bitch gettin' old...

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You guys must be all hitin' the bottle tonight - no action...
 
the rock one is depressing (but interesting) and the celeb one is kinda scary. I had no clue who half of those celebs are.
 
If they'd all own a Herbert, they'd cease aging and garner eternal universal wisdom and clarity.

Silly aging people, don't they know??
 
Ventura":8p3d693h said:
If they'd all own a Herbert, they'd cease aging and garner eternal universal wisdom and clarity.

Silly aging people, don't they know??
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:lol: :LOL: Perfect. that made my night.
 
Yea, I was off spending time with friends at a local fest. Shallow celeb worship/hate/judgement was the least of my list of things to worry about.

Didn't bother to watch the vids, kinda gathered that they are just vessels to judge people who are aging like we all do.
 
Ventura":2m1r1368 said:
If they'd all own a Herbert, they'd cease aging and garner eternal universal wisdom and clarity.

Silly aging people, don't they know??
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Or, if not, they could simply annoy the neighbours with crushing brootalz toanz all night? :lol: :LOL:

-C
 
King Crimson":16kh938u said:
Man it's a bitch gettin' old...
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Wouldn't it be more accurate to say it's a bitch shooting drugs and drinking and smoking all your life so you can be wrinkled and sour and sick when you're 50?

The only bad thing about aging is the American lifestyle.....sick food, sick drugs, sick liquor, sick smokes, sick velcro on the couch........what the heck do you expect to happen to your body if you live like that? It aint rocket science.....

Dr. McCoy told Capt Kirk, "I can do more for you if you just eat right and exercise." Still as true as it ever was or ever will be. Cant fool your body.


As for the celebs......I may be fat, but I can diet, and they are still ugly. I watched one of the related videos, and each celeb looked way way better in the "before" pics.
 
I think a huge part for a lot of them (the celebs especially) is the plastic surgery, no Bueno.
 
No kidding, CC and Bret Michaels have managed to look BETTER than they did when they were younger. Bret probably has that bandana sown into his head by now.
 
soundchaser59":34r98ijk said:
King Crimson":34r98ijk said:
Man it's a bitch gettin' old...
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Wouldn't it be more accurate to say it's a bitch shooting drugs and drinking and smoking all your life so you can be wrinkled and sour and sick when you're 50?

The only bad thing about aging is the American lifestyle.....sick food, sick drugs, sick liquor, sick smokes, sick velcro on the couch........what the heck do you expect to happen to your body if you live like that? It aint rocket science.....
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50? LOL... Tyler is in his mid 60's and looks similar in wear to a lot of people of like age.


As for the celebs......I may be fat, but I can diet, and they are still ugly. I watched one of the related videos, and each celeb looked way way better in the "before" pics.
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I've heard this one used over the years, mostly by people completely unmotivated to lose weight... That would have still been ugly anyways even if they lost the weight. ;)
 
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Bob Savage":i7asdxgz said:
soundchaser59":i7asdxgz said:
King Crimson":i7asdxgz said:
Man it's a bitch gettin' old...
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Wouldn't it be more accurate to say it's a bitch shooting drugs and drinking and smoking all your life so you can be wrinkled and sour and sick when you're 50?

The only bad thing about aging is the American lifestyle.....sick food, sick drugs, sick liquor, sick smokes, sick velcro on the couch........what the heck do you expect to happen to your body if you live like that? It aint rocket science.....
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50? LOL... Tyler is in his mid 60's and looks similar in wear to a lot of people of like age.


As for the celebs......I may be fat, but I can diet, and they are still ugly. I watched one of the related videos, and each celeb looked way way better in the "before" pics.
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I've heard this one used over the years, mostly by people completely unmotivated to lose weight... That would have still been ugly anyways even if they lost the weight. ;)
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Funny because it's totally true :D
 
On the one hand, it's REALLY unfair to compare a photo of a 20 year old with one of a 40-60 year old, drugs or not!

On the other hand, CC, Bret, Tommy, and Nikki don't look bad at all for how they've lived! :rock:

It's all genetics, and luck, and what Dr. McCoy prescribed!
 
Right, but the thing about the Herbert is that it has three channels, so it's win-win.
 
glassjaw7":2trnt320 said:
Right, but the thing about the Herbert is that it has three channels, so it's win-win.
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Like Charlie Sheen but better, you'll be tri-winning.

[Edit: And let's not forget the "ownership has its privileges" concept that you'll always be a welcome guest in King Crimson's San Diego abode]
 
Uh, Alice Cooper hasn't changed AT ALL. The only difference between those two photos is that his mouth is open in one and closed in the other.....
 
Keith Richards looks exactly the same. Only difference is he's got a hat on in one pic and not in the other.
 
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