Neal Schlong - from guitar god to internet creep!

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honestly, nothin NS has done since departure has inspired
me to play

so I'll just prefer to remember him that way :rock:
 
No matter who you are.....what you done....


It will be damn near impossible to LIVE THIS DOWN!! :lol: :LOL:
 
:aww: I feel sorry for the husband who saw the original pic... His retina's have to be damaged and I bet the guy is still in shock, I know I am...
 
Now Now.....we cant be too quick to judge Neal. Maybe he was supposed to send this pic to his doctor to check out a small rash he has and there was a mix up in the signals.

:dunno:

















nahhhhhhhhhhhh....... :D
:lol: :LOL:
 
zz666":3cyauddl said:
or to Steve Perry
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Oh man this is endless... :lol: :LOL:

"Send him My love...."

:D

Well like they say....reap what you sow!

Or If you flash your Junk on the Internet...be prepared for backlash.
 
Why, oh why the fuck would you do something that immature when you're a very famous person? He obviously is having problems and is totally crying out for help... I mean, why else would you be hounding married women online? It's probably easier to track somebody online that it is to track a call. :confused: The guy's human, but apparently not thinking very clearly. I could see doing something like this BEFORE you made it, and then surfacing. But now he's got a huge shitstorm to deal with. I guess there's no such thing as bad press? :loco:
 
WOW!! There's a picture I'll bed he wishes he could take back :lol: :LOL:
 
He really needs to stop going to the same plastic doc as Paul Stanley.

Careful who you place upon an alter.................................

These outstanding finds are the reason I miss the Don the most, this thread would have been epic.
 
gbsmusic":2ngljzam said:
WOW!! There's a picture I'll bed he wishes he could take back :lol: :LOL:
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I got it saved.....for future laughs...
or maybe a new avatar. :lol: :LOL:

Digital Jams":2ngljzam said:
These outstanding finds are the reason I miss the Don the most, this thread would have been epic.
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True that Brother! :yes:

.........Oh Barzini.....where art thou?? :cry:
 
So, is there a link to the pic without the edit so we can fully see his junk? :lol: :LOL:


This one goes out to Neil, it's called After My Balls. :D


Can't stop fallin', heartaches callin'
Finds you... after my balls
Saints or sinners, take no prisoners
What's left after you fall? No not much, just my schlong

Oh I say love is gone, I can't go on
Now love is my schlong
I want to say but it's just too late
Waited far too long to hold my schlong
 
Good God..... I have to believe that Neal and anyone who does things like this are actually looking to get exposed, either intentionally or subconsciously. Seriously moronic behavior...

even dumber... buying some broad a 350k car lol!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ntley.html

That said, he is and always be my favorite player of all time tied with another lunatic, Michael Schenker. At least Gary Moore( tied with NS and MS for my all time faves) was a regular guy..

Im not looking for my guitar heroes to be role models, just inspiring musicians..
 
Anonymous says:

Just a real old man
Standing naked in the can
He took a picture of his wang with his new iphone.
Just a wrinkled dude
With a spray on tan and saggy boobs
He took a picture of his wang with his new iphone.
 
You know Neal used to fuck guys in prison with that Schlong.

swayze-roadhouse-fuck-guys-like-you-in-prison.jpg


 
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