New Extreme is WTF

[TheGreatGreen]

“So many beautiful, beautiful girls” the sinewy old creep hoarsely strains at the absolute top of his vocal range to the point of physical pain as he slithers his body that is 30% neck around a room full of fat lesbians while wearing a bowling shirt.

I really can’t overstate how much I hate that abomination of a song.

 

[espquade]

I prefer to think of them in this context. Such a killer guitar driven album!

 

[espquade]

 

[thegame]

Both this, and more than words pales in comparison to their "magnum opus"

Lube up your butthole for I IV V VI, acoustics, and simping for hairy armpit feminists and fat chicks

This video’s casting pool was simply the gender studies department at the local university

 

[heath]

I liked probably half the songs, the heavier ones at least.
Plus Mike Mangini is the man

"Hip Today" stands out for me. Mangini nailed those drum parts and what a vibe!
"III" will always be my favorite but "Waiting for the punchline" is still a great album.
I also enjoyed most of the "Six" album. I preferred it over their last release for certain, and in comparison to the festering turds being released by most artists, it was a breath of fresh air.

 

[Kapo_Polenton]

This is more my speed for new releases from a band doing old school shit justice.

I dug that but hated the sound of the over processed snare. Wish we could get back to REAL sounding snares. More raw, more pop. Listening to Seasons of the Abyss isolated drum track. I miss that. Everything else in that mix sounded pretty good and natural to my ears. Drum over production are ruining music to me because that's all I hear now.

 

[DanTravis62]

This video’s casting pool was simply the gender studies department at the local university

Seriously - who advised them to cast those broads for a music video called "beautiful girls"?

Its half of the reason people make fun of it so much. They are literally just BEGGING to get dragged.

 

[Kordoba]

This is more my speed for new releases from a band doing old school shit justice.

Never thought I would see Gruesome in a poofter thread.

 

[thegame]

Seriously - who advised them to cast those broads for a music video called "beautiful girls"?

Its half of the reason people make fun of it so much. They are literally just BEGGING to get dragged.

This song isn’t beautiful, at any size

 

[DanTravis62]

This song isn’t beautiful, at any size

Whoever is giving the band advice and telling them what optics/imagery to present, apparently is completely insane

They could have made the song more traditional ska instead of the laundry detergent commercial style, and used actually hot chicks, and it would still be complete shit but it wouldnt be so ungodly cringe

 

[7704A]

They could have made the song more traditional ska instead of the laundry detergent commercial style, and used actually hot chicks, and it would still be complete shit but it wouldnt be so ungodly cringe

"Tide. More than detergent."

 

[DanTravis62]

"Tide. More than detergent."

I swear to god. Listen to just the instrumental of the song without the lyrics. It literally sounds like laundry detergent advertisement muzack

 

[thegame]

Whoever is giving the band advice and telling them what optics/imagery to present, apparently is completely insane

They could have made the song more traditional ska instead of the laundry detergent commercial style, and used actually hot chicks, and it would still be complete shit but it wouldnt be so ungodly cringe

It's like they lost a hypothetical bet where the only other option on the "how to tank your career" spinwheel list was playing VHIII live track for track.

 

[Kordoba]

"Tide. More than detergent."

Ancient Chinese Secret

 

[7704A]

It's like they lost a hypothetical bet where the only other option on the "how to tank your career" spinwheel list was playing VHIII live track for track.

At least with VHIII they could have made up some excuse about "Cherone paying tribute to Eddie". With this they bear complete muzakal guilt.