Ninjas are attacking the UK!

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Does that include samurai swords? I have a pair of weighted practice katana, and two "battle ready" katana, with matching wakizashi and tanto.

I'm a little out of practice tho'


another reason to avoid visiting the grand caliphate of britainistan
 
JackBootedThug said:
When I look at the uk I see the desiccated skeletal remains of a once proud and mighty empire….
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It's like the times of colonization, 18th & 19th centuries, have reversed direction but hasn't stopped. Almost like they need to apologize to the world through their policies but failed to stop when it became political idiocy. My sympathy to the stalwarts of the UK.
 
What is interesting to me, is they use the exact same language as the gun grabbers in the US. I assume they'll have the same results with knives as we do with guns. Its not the instrument, but the ignorant fucks that have little appreciation for life.

Want to fix the problem, figure out how to fix the humans.
 
japetus said:
Just a reminder guys like this are why America was started. Maybe we need to help the good Brits revolt and once again, relocate west to Greenland.
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Right. They’ll give ‘em up just like they did their guns. Then when they’re overrun and unable to do anything to stop it they’ll double down, “ we don’t need knives”, while their young women are being raped by their new Pakistani overlords.
 
The~Kid said:
Stock up on your Ninja Stars and NunChucks now.......
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too late

"In the UK, the public possession of nunchucks is heavily restricted, and they are considered offensive weapons unless a valid reason can be provided. The Criminal Justice Act 1988 (Offensive Weapons) Order 1988 lists 14 classifications of weapons, with some being stereotypically carried by ninjas, including nunchucks.

Possessing throwing stars, also known as shurikens, "death stars," or "thrown stars," is illegal, even in your own home, due to their classification as offensive weapons."
 
Erock said:
In the UK, the public possession of nunchucks is heavily restricted, and they are considered offensive weapons unless a valid reason can be provided. The Criminal Justice Act 1988 (Offensive Weapons) Order 1988 lists 14 classifications of weapons, with some being stereotypically carried by ninjas, including nunchucks.
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So basically they've classified sticks as offensive weapons and banned them.
 
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