No EBT Payments in November due to Gubment Shutdown...

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About 6 minutes in when the ramen noodles came out, I already knew where that was going...that bitch is making spreads with them. She even mentions Harris County jail so I take it she's in the Houston area. For those that don't know what a spread is, it is made usually in a bowl (or a big empty chip bag for those making "pizzas"or "burritos" - trust me, the finished product resembles those items only in name) with crushed ramen noodles, crushed corn chips (Fritos) or tortilla chips, and whatever meat item (chili, bbq beef, tuna, jack mackerel, etc) in a pouch is available. This bitch probably has her kids eating this shit in preparation for their eventual trips to jail/prison.
 
About 6 minutes in when the ramen noodles came out, I already knew where that was going...that bitch is making spreads with them. She even mentions Harris County jail so I take it she's in the Houston area. For those that don't know what a spread is, it is made usually in a bowl (or a big empty chip bag for those making "pizzas"or "burritos" - trust me, the finished product resembles those items only in name) with crushed ramen noodles, crushed corn chips (Fritos) or tortilla chips, and whatever meat item (chili, bbq beef, tuna, jack mackerel, etc) in a pouch is available. This bitch probably has her kids eating this shit in preparation for their eventual trips to jail/prison.


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You wouldn't believe it until you've seen it.

I HATE sitting next to OBESE people on a plane and of course they take up more than 1 seat but they pay what you and I pay for their 1 seat.

They smell, sweat and COMPLAIN and it's all because they're FAT FUCKS who are what they eat.

They weigh your luggage and they should also weigh AND measure these FAT FUCKS and charge them up the ass for excess size and weight.

If they don't want to lose weight, that's perfectly okay by me, but if they want to travel it should be in a livestock truck and nothing else. Beasts are transported by road in a truck.

Their funerals should be handled by butchers so they can fit their fat carcases into a normal coffin and burial plot.🤣
 
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