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Jelly Roll took multiple shots at President Donald Trump during his Monday night monologue as guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” catching more than a few viewers by surprise.
The country singer, best known for his anthems “Save Me,” “Son of a Sinner” and “I Am Not Okay,” filled in for host Jimmy Kimmel for the second year in a row, and made himself right at home by slinging jabs about the president’s cringy antics at the Freedom 250 Grand Prix, as well as his weight gain.
“Let’s talk about the main event of America this weekend. It was the big IndyCar race hosted by the president,” Jelly Roll said. “The cars drove through the streets of D.C., and there’s Donald Trump who apparently has never held a flag before.”
He added: “What a s–t job! How do you f–k up waving a flag?”
The jokes at Trump’s expense didn’t stop there, as the Grammy winner went on: “But the president seemed to enjoy the IndyCar race, which was a real switch up for him, ’cause normally he only likes his own race.”
He then called out the president for driving his motorcade around the track.
“Trump also drove around the track in his motorcade, doing what they call the lap of honor, which sounds like a loyalty program at a strip club,” Jelly Roll quipped. “5% cash back in the champagne room for all Lap of Honor members.”
At this moment, Jelly Roll took aim at the president’s weight, highlighting how Trump gained 14 pounds since his last physical.
“It’s crazy. Think about this, y’all. In the last few years, I’ve lost 300 lb. That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump,” he said. “And let’s be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing.”
