‘Assuming sports announcer voice’, “Up next in the Methdeth “post your shittiest song” competition finals is Dan Travis. A very strong contender here who may take the crown with this low effort, unpolished turd of a composition”.
Kingsford ships Charcoal all the time, but I'm not worried about it getting mixed up in the bag. That thing, if I spend that much money on it, THAT charcoal getting mixed up sort of messes with the vibe.