Pedals with velcro, dog hair, cat hair, & pubes

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BeZo said:
Why would you want to remove pubes from a piece of gear? A pedal with pubes on it has seen some things, and experience makes the best music. Keep the mojo!
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I'd say the only pedal I'd be inclined to leave them on would be a "Fuzz" pedal :D
 
I agree man. There are some truly offensive animals out there. The worst is fretboard cheese. Oh man, I want to puke when I see that. I instantly repackage and return. How the hell do people get that build up on their fretboards, holy hell!!! Who plays guitar with filthy hands!!

the worst is the poor hygiene guys. You always know when a pedal or piece of gear arrives from them. The noxious odor that follows them around all day long somehow sticks to their gear. The second you open the package, your personal space has been permeated by their butt breath as it stuck to the gear they sold. God damn, that’s so offensive. The hairy pedals are also horrendous. You can always tell the poor hygiene and bad animal owners because of the toxic miasma that penetrates your air field the second you open the box, and it’s a cross between wet moldy dog and butt breath/stomach rot. I consider the item a total loss and incinerate it in the spot. In rare cases like this I feel like requesting a toxic miasma fee for the assault on my nose and overwhelming me with anger and disgust.You then have to glove up and put on a biohazard suit to repackage and send their sickening item back. Bastards!! Who the hell lives like that??!?!? Whoa!!!
 
I have to admit that whenever I get called in for a session or fly gig I arrive with a tube screamer in my ass. You never know when you're gonna need one of those things,
 
scottosan said:
I literally saw a “lightly used” fleshlight on Craigslist a few years back. The seller wouldn’t respond to my “low ball” offers or request to test it before buying.
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Why were you shopping for fleshlights?
 
Are you suggesting I steal one? :dunno:

actually it was listed in the musical instruments section. Maybe he was a drunmer
 
Pubes are metal. You do know how they got there, right? Who else has sex on thier gear?

Well, I guess we all do.
 
If there's any carpet or lint stuck to velcro on the pedals I'm about to sell (pubes? yuck! seriously?) I'll just use a lint roller or a stiff brush and the velcro looks good as new. Always take pictures of the back and if a buyer wants it without velcro they will have to remove it as it can take off the paint.
 
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