Kapo_Polenton
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But even then he was playing nerdy stuff..
Metalhex
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John is upset that there aren't chick's standing in line after the show. He's sick of gear needs wanting to talk about gear lining up. He must be in the mood to be a slut lately, and he's frustrated.
I can see that
I can see that
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Nigel
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Portnoy gets it. He went to A7X over chicks. No chicks? You’re probably in Animals as Leaders or DT. Want chicks? Go see 311 or Queens of the Stone Age.
TheRealDonnie
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Actually, you want the hottest chicks in music? Buy a cowboy hat and learn how to sing with 'twang'.
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Nigel
Guest
Dead ass you will break your thumb swiping right in Nashville with Tinder/Bumble/Hinge.
Samhain
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Chris O
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...and now he looks like Rasputin.
Samhain
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Meanjoegreene
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Rock bands with keyboards…probably too much temptation and women know that they just can’t trust themselves. 14 key changes to augmented diminished 13ths in 8/17 time is like fishing with dynamite.
CarlF
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Yeah John, women aren't flocking your shows to look at your wonderful Beard-Oil.
This band always struck me as a bunch of College nerds, who had to write a music-thesis essay and they were trying to be clever. That and the over-the-top Twink vocals, who sounds like he's choking on John's sack. I'd rather listen to AM Radio.
This band always struck me as a bunch of College nerds, who had to write a music-thesis essay and they were trying to be clever. That and the over-the-top Twink vocals, who sounds like he's choking on John's sack. I'd rather listen to AM Radio.
thegame
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He should sell a beard gel that will allow him to do a 180 degree beard pointed upwards combover.
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blackie13
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Somebody tell John that when you strap your guitar like a f tie you will not get laid....