Re: Hair Salon For You

[Monkey Man]

Hey, that's if you have any left after ripping the dried turd off once a week as all hygienically-minded, toilet-paper-starved real men do.

 

[Mailman1971]

Going for dred locks on my chest hair.
Little yellow red green beads.

 

[Monkey Man]

Might as well go the whole hog and grow 'em on your ass too then, Dan.

In for a penny, in for a pound... or pounding if we're talking about you and Jay.

 

[Mailman1971]

Texted Jay. He agreed

 

[Monkey Man]

Good times!

You'll be able to match the yellow, red and green beads on your chest hair; that'll turn him on no end.

 

[Mailman1971]

Good times!

You'll be able to match the yellow, red and green beads on your chest hair; that'll turn him on no end.

As I mentioned i am also a busy dancer as well.
What the crowd likes. I’m down.

 

[Monkey Man]

Indeed Dan. The customer is always right.

 

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[John4021]

I soak my pubes in oil of Olay for 1 hour prior to shower.
Keeps them silky smooth.

You have pubes? Dan, that’s soooo Miami Vice.

Damn you,
I did a visual of Sonny in a thong.