RIP Chuck Norris

[BeZo]

 

[thegame]

Does @ChuggNorris have an alibi?

 

[TheBiggestJerk]

Death called… they said they’re sending Chuck back. He’s too tough and that they can’t kill him.

 

[Hiwatts-n-Gibsons]

Come on people we all know better than to buy this shit. Chuck Norris didn't die. He got tired of life's bullshit and round house kicked it in the face. Welcome to the afterlife.

 

[BeZo]

 

[marvcus]

Today, Chuck roundhouse kicked open the pearly gates.

 

[TheBiggestJerk]

Today, Chuck roundhouse kicked open the pearly gates.

They never stood a chance.

 

[Jakem]

RIP Chuck. What next? Keith Richards? Then the world we know will never be the same.

 

[njshred]

All that healthy living and only made it to 86.

 

[BeZo]

All that healthy living and only made it to 86.

I might as well start smoking again.

 

[guitup too]

All that healthy living and only made it to 86.

It's not just quantity, quality of life is important. 86 is a long life too.

 

[CarlF]

Chuck will always be remembered for his performance of the Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock, 1969.

 

[TheBiggestJerk]

I remember watching Lone Wolf McQuade in the early 80s, and another where he had two Uzis.

 

[VonBonfire]

I might as well start smoking again.

It's usually in the smoker's final years that you will pay for it in decreased life quality. I guess on the bright side having a foot amputated due to circulation issues and only having to afford a single Carlos Santana shoe rather than a pair does have it's upside.

 

[thegame]

It's usually in the smoker's final years that you will pay for it in decreased life quality. I guess on the bright side having a foot amputated due to circulation issues and only having to afford a single Carlos Santana shoe rather than a pair does have it's upside.

Are you trying to sound as depraved as I usually come across? If so, good job!

 

[VonBonfire]

Are you trying to sound as depraved as I usually come across? If so, good job!

I was trying to couch the end result of cigs in some humor. I would love to be smoking a Newport or Salem right now but I gave it up based on a lot of ugliness lifetime smokers often go through in their final years. Fingers, hands, toes, and feet removed, towing around oxygen tanks, being constantly out of breath didn't strike me as much of a good time but still, I'd love to be smoking a Newport or Salem right now.

 

[chumbucket]

All that healthy living and only made it to 86.

???
86 is a pretty good run.

 

[Lightning]

RIP Brother

 

[njshred]

???
86 is a pretty good run.

My parents didn’t do anything especially healthy and lived to 89.

 

[stratjacket]

Wow, sad. Guess its a good time to break this meme out.