griff10672
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Keef will outlive everyone ........ it is written .
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SMCLEARY
New member
Still one of my favorties.
NeubyWanKaneuby
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Chuck Norris didn't go to heaven, heaven went to Chuck Norris.
thegame
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Chuck Norris ordered a L*rry Dino amp and only had to wait 3 years. Even his powers have their limits.
thegame
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Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. That was Chuck Norris going back in time and lending a helping hand by ejaculating while submerged.
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JLR
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Every movie of his I watched i had the sudden urge to go outside afterwards and beat the shit out of my mailbox.
70 Mach 1
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Back in 1980 he gave a speech at my HS.
My stoner friend stood up and called him out for a fight.
Chuck got a good laugh out of it and just pointed at him and smiled.
It was all in fun and chuck played along.
Security wanted to bounce him and chuck told them to leave him alone.
No more outbursts after that.
We were supposed to meet him afterwards for autograph and pics but the line was way to long and it got cancelled
My stoner friend stood up and called him out for a fight.
Chuck got a good laugh out of it and just pointed at him and smiled.
It was all in fun and chuck played along.
Security wanted to bounce him and chuck told them to leave him alone.
No more outbursts after that.
We were supposed to meet him afterwards for autograph and pics but the line was way to long and it got cancelled
alund
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Great fucking movie. His 70s movies were why I skipped school and didn’t learn shit for middle and high school years.
alund
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Chuck got scared of your friend and took off.
SBlue
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Chuck didn't go to heaven... heaven came to him.
May he R.I.P.
May he R.I.P.
romanianreaper
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"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
Beyond Black
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I can finally kick Chuck Norris’ ass! 
vultures
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I grew up watching this movie. Watched it repeatedly until the VCR ate the tape. When those Chuck Norris jokes started up I always thought, "The guy that got his ass whooped?"
70 Mach 1
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I just watched breaker breaker for the 100th time as a tribute It sucked
JohnnyGtar
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Yep. Death had a near Chuck Norris experience. Couldn't handle it.
