RIP Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris didn't go to heaven, heaven went to Chuck Norris.
 
Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. That was Chuck Norris going back in time and lending a helping hand by ejaculating while submerged.
 
Back in 1980 he gave a speech at my HS.
My stoner friend stood up and called him out for a fight.

Chuck got a good laugh out of it and just pointed at him and smiled.

It was all in fun and chuck played along.
Security wanted to bounce him and chuck told them to leave him alone.

No more outbursts after that.

We were supposed to meet him afterwards for autograph and pics but the line was way to long and it got cancelled
 
Back in 1980 he gave a speech at my HS.
My stoner friend stood up and called him out for a fight.

Chuck got a good laugh out of it and just pointed at him and smiled.

It was all in fun and chuck played along.
Security wanted to bounce him and chuck told them to leave him alone.

No more outbursts after that.

We were supposed to meet him afterwards for autograph and pics but the line was way to long and it got cancelled
Chuck got scared of your friend and took off. 😏
 
Chuck didn't go to heaven... heaven came to him.
May he R.I.P.
 
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"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
 
I just watched breaker breaker for the 100th time as a tribute It sucked
 
I grew up watching this movie. Watched it repeatedly until the VCR ate the tape. When those Chuck Norris jokes started up I always thought, "The guy that got his ass whooped?"
you and me both !! that was the first time I can remember seeing him in anything .... this was late 70's for me .... they used to do a " Kung Fu " afternoon on Channel 56 .... then a couple of years later Cable TV hit my area .... that's when I got to see The Octagon ... Silent Rage ... Forced Vengeance etc
 
you and me both !! that was the first time I can remember seeing him in anything .... this was late 70's for me .... they used to do a " Kung Fu " afternoon on Channel 56 .... then a couple of years later Cable TV hit my area .... that's when I got to see The Octagon ... Silent Rage ... Forced Vengeance etc
Silent rage. To this day my wife cannot stand it when that movie comes on.. she always asks; why is “Flounder” in this movie.
Me: “wait, this is the best part, lemme just watch this”.
 

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