Scientist Thinks an Alien Craft Could Be Headed Towards Earth

[harddriver]

 

[Dan Gleesak]

note that scientist is singular

 

[84superchamp]

Or crash into the sun, but that wouldn't be alarming news.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

It’s sweet that the Vera Rubin is already finding things, but a shame that an audience as big as Rogan’s will think it’s aliens.

 

[Robostyle]

I heard it's headed straight for New Zealand

 

[Findthetone1]

I heard it's bringing new hand trucks.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I heard it's bringing new hand trucks.

with any luck, Trump will think the aliens are the immigrant kind and funding will be available to redirect it over night

 

[Findthetone1]

with any luck, Trump will think the aliens are the immigrant kind and funding will be available to redirect it over night

With any luck they'll teach you humor or how to stay in your lane

 

[Dan Gleesak]

With any luck they'll teach you humor or how to stay in your lane

Yikes

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Actually now that I think about it “maybe if we tell Trump it’s an illegal alien craft, funding to redirect would be available overnight” punches much nicer.

 

[Robostyle]

Actually now that I think about it “maybe if we tell Trump it’s an illegal alien craft, funding to redirect would be available overnight” punches much nicer.

That's not a punch imho

 

[Dan Gleesak]

That's not a punch imho

Like it’s a better one liner. It’s written better. It’s punchier

 

[Robostyle]

Ah, that kind of punch.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Ah, that kind of punch.

Yeaa. Like a joke in a Colbert show opening

 

[84superchamp]

Actually now that I think about it “maybe if we tell Trump it’s an illegal alien craft, funding to redirect would be available overnight” punches much nicer.

Or "central and south americans are not the only threat"

 

[Robostyle]

Yeaa. Like a joke in a Colbert show opening

Never watched him, wouldn't know

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Never watched him, wouldn't know

Me either lol

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Or "central and south americans are not the only threat"

illegal space aliens might actually poison the blood of our nation

 

[Robostyle]

Me either lol

Then how do you know what his opening jokes are like?

 

[Robostyle]

illegal space aliens might actually poison the blood of our nation

Through anal probes, probably