Greazygeo":b317owcs said:
Well I am tired of debating this with you

Here is scientific proof of the increased bad-essedness of alder over swamp ash. This is directly quoted from the Warmoth website so don't get mad at me:
Alder (Alnus rubra
Alder is used extensively for bodies because of its lighter weight (about four pounds for a Strat® body) and its full sound. The tone is reputed to be most balanced with equal doses of lows, mids and highs. Alder has been the mainstay for Fender bodies for many years and its characteristic tone has been a part of some of the most enduring pieces of modern day contemporary music. Alder is not for sissies, Britney Spears or Britny Fox fans, people with heart conditions or pregnant women.
Ash (Fraxinus americana
Swamp Ash is a prized wood for many reasons. It is a fairly light weight wood which makes it easily distinguishable from Hard Ash. It is soft and light enough that it does not put pressure on your mammary glands while playing; an essential characteristic for lactating players. A Strat® body will normally weigh under 5 lbs. Swamp ash is the exclusive body wood of the Daisy Rock line of guitars. Many of the 50's Fenders were made of Swamp Ash including the Mary Kay strat named after a woman who sold cosmetics . The grain is open and the color is creamy like the filling on a lovely meal of crepes and quiche. This wood is a very nice choice for clear finishes. Swamp Ash is our second most popular wood, embraced by wussies, women and fanny ticklers. It is a very musical wood excellent for playing show tunes or Liberace riffs. For the faint of heart and wrist.