Suppose you have an extra $1400 bucks / what do ?

New guitars:
The new Charvel mahogany - https://www.charvel.com/gear/shape/dk/pro-mod-dk24-hsh-2pt-cm-mahogany/2969434557
The new Charvel Sassafras - https://www.charvel.com/gear/series/pro-mod/pro-mod-san-dimas-style-1-hss-ht-e-sassafras/2965853503
They’re not out yet, but I’m hoping to grab both when available starting end of this month.

or the Ibanez Mahogany RG6PKAG - https://www.sweetwater.com/store/de...-premium-rg6pkag-electric-guitar-natural-flat

I guess it’s easy to tell I’m loving all the mahogany shredder super strat guitars this year.
 
I really need a great, higher end bass. Thinking about the new Spector Dimension, if not, it’ll be a Warwick Thumb.

If not a bass, most likely some Adam A7X’s to replace my Yamaha HS-5’s.
 
I don't have anything going on this weekend, pick me up and let's head south and do a little Marshall huntin'!
Yep NP.
We'll have to take Hwy 67 first so I can stop and get my .308. My .22 won't have the range I need.



(edit: for those that don't know I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I wouldn't go about it that way and don't feel like getting reported by a snowflake.) :D
 
Put it all on BTC/ Bitcoin and ride it until you turn it into 20k then sell and buy hookers, blow, 3 guitars and rent a drummer for a studio. Plus maybe rent 3 hrs with pornstar of your choice.
 
Put it all on BTC/ Bitcoin and ride it until you turn it into 20k then sell and buy hookers, blow, 3 guitars and rent a drummer for a studio. Plus maybe rent 3 hrs with pornstar of your choice.
There is a pornstar that's from around here that charges 250 for a half hour everytime she is home. I got a buddy that says he is going to take her up on that one day. 250 for 30 minutes is a lot of money. I mean I feel like I would have wasted 25 minutes.


Also how come every girl who got fucked on camera is a porn star? I was on camera for a second at a football game can I call myself a tv star?
 
Put it all on BTC/ Bitcoin and ride it until you turn it into 20k then sell and buy hookers, blow, 3 guitars and rent a drummer for a studio. Plus maybe rent 3 hrs with pornstar of your choice.
Totally!! Just go bananas!! When done with your pornstar rental, run from porn star nude and shrieking down the street! Like a crazed and angry dog! Whenever someone approaches, growl and bark at them, and start scraping your feet on the ground like a bull getting ready to charge! If someone says something like, “whoa guy, take it easy fella!” Instantly pick them up over your head an issue the mother of all body body slams!! Then began your victory dance where you scream to the gods in a gyrating type movement and also beckon your next challenger! Whoever approaches, (most likely a police officer at this point), you must immediately start shrieking and powerfully gouge out your challengers eyes!! And then, to the crowds (an enormous crowd has formed at the display of utter and total lunacy you are now putting on!) horror, you ingest the police officers eyeballs, and then smile and rub your belly, and loudly say, (in the voice of that weird little troll thing from lord of the rings that is wildly fascinated by the ring)”mmmmmmm, me likes eye balls! Mmmm, who’s next?”
 
Ha! I think I've derailed this thread ... But to be fair, a pornstar is technically a star because they get paid for it. If you paid 5$ to go see a highschool football game and end up on screen....you paid for it. :p.
 
$1400 buys alot of mama celeste frozen pizzas.... all I'm saying .... ha!


... special Columbian white powder topping optional. :LOL:

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