japetus
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I don't have anything going on this weekend, pick me up and let's head south and do a little Marshall huntin'!a.) travel to KY to help lespaul6 track down his Marshall
b.) start a Gofundme to find and prosecute Mark Cameron
I don't have anything going on this weekend, pick me up and let's head south and do a little Marshall huntin'!a.) travel to KY to help lespaul6 track down his Marshall
b.) start a Gofundme to find and prosecute Mark Cameron
Yep NP.I don't have anything going on this weekend, pick me up and let's head south and do a little Marshall huntin'!
No way!! First throw it all on REBEL RED at the casino, DOUBLE your money because rebel red NEVER FAILS, and then you indulge in hookers and Bolivian marching powder! Best part? You still have your $1400!! Then the next day, repeat the process!Hookers and blow
There is a pornstar that's from around here that charges 250 for a half hour everytime she is home. I got a buddy that says he is going to take her up on that one day. 250 for 30 minutes is a lot of money. I mean I feel like I would have wasted 25 minutes.Put it all on BTC/ Bitcoin and ride it until you turn it into 20k then sell and buy hookers, blow, 3 guitars and rent a drummer for a studio. Plus maybe rent 3 hrs with pornstar of your choice.
Totally!! Just go bananas!! When done with your pornstar rental, run from porn star nude and shrieking down the street! Like a crazed and angry dog! Whenever someone approaches, growl and bark at them, and start scraping your feet on the ground like a bull getting ready to charge! If someone says something like, “whoa guy, take it easy fella!” Instantly pick them up over your head an issue the mother of all body body slams!! Then began your victory dance where you scream to the gods in a gyrating type movement and also beckon your next challenger! Whoever approaches, (most likely a police officer at this point), you must immediately start shrieking and powerfully gouge out your challengers eyes!! And then, to the crowds (an enormous crowd has formed at the display of utter and total lunacy you are now putting on!) horror, you ingest the police officers eyeballs, and then smile and rub your belly, and loudly say, (in the voice of that weird little troll thing from lord of the rings that is wildly fascinated by the ring)”mmmmmmm, me likes eye balls! Mmmm, who’s next?”Put it all on BTC/ Bitcoin and ride it until you turn it into 20k then sell and buy hookers, blow, 3 guitars and rent a drummer for a studio. Plus maybe rent 3 hrs with pornstar of your choice.
$1400 buys alot of mama celeste frozen pizzas.... all I'm saying .... ha!