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1. Von Gaylen III. What's better than normal Von Gaylen? Von Gaylen with the faggot from the "Beautiful Girls" band yardeling over the top! My favorite part is the way the lyrics are all "get it together jerk" in the verses, and "i miss you baby" in the choruses, it's like they were literally written by a fucking 5 year old who forgot they were writing just one song.
2. Kid Rock - Bawitaba. My favorite part is where he says "drink the piss, suck the dick" like they say in every wigger metal band.
3. Five Finger Fruit Punch - Boots and Blood. This song has lyrics that probably appeal to most RT members. Especially @311boogieman and @Smash and @CuckNorris... but it's also about "boots" which i'm sure appeals to @VonBonfire !
4. Rings of Saturn - Inadequate. In my search for the fakest, most quantized, most sped up "tech death" band, I ran across these guys from (surprise surprise) a guitar faking controversy. I'm honestly at a loss that people consider this actual music; at this point just listen to a midi generator.
Alright I'll do more awful shitty RT music later, because RT only can handle 4-5 video links at a time
I hated kid rock, mostly because country and rap were my least favorite genres.
Five finger death punch...I think generic really sums them up, though I hate the guy's voice and the lyrics are so lacking and painful. I remember when I got into metal pretty hard, and was explaining it to my dad. He told me he had gotten into metal as well. I explained to him I stayed away from top 40 trash, but he swore to me he had found something underground and really artistic. He linked me a five finger death punch song..
I killed him a few days later