the boost your post count to be a shanker wanker thread

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umm...":epuj0o25 said:
Bob, a month ago my post count was around 1200, what the hell happened?
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Looks like you've slacked off!

The board keeps track only of existing posts so when forums are pruned, you lose them. Come on man, let's get some participation going here! :rock:
 
Hey Coppperhaead, how did you get to be a Krank Fanboy?!!! Is that a level of zen or something I get to look forward to? BTW, nice job with Shakira :inlove:
 
chalnger86":3lhdi93s said:
Hey Copperhead, how did you get to be a Krank Fanboy?!!! Is that a level of zen or something I get to look forward to? BTW, nice job with Shakira :inlove:
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Hahahahahaha! It takes years of training, dedication, and lots of $$$$ to be a Krank Fanboy! I take my Fanboydom seriously!

Thanks - 19" Sony Trinitron monitor really helps with psd editing.
 
One bright, beautiful Sabbath morning everyone in the tiny Midwestern town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started the towns people were sitting in their pews when suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew. He was not moving and seemed oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now, this confused and irritated the Devil a little bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" "Yep, sure do," replied the elderly gentleman. Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't ," the gentleman replied. Satan, a little more perturbed at this, asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
 
Tnjpekar":3ny3m7zs said:
One bright, beautiful Sabbath morning everyone in the tiny Midwestern town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started the towns people were sitting in their pews when suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew. He was not moving and seemed oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now, this confused and irritated the Devil a little bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" "Yep, sure do," replied the elderly gentleman. Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't ," the gentleman replied. Satan, a little more perturbed at this, asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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:hys:
 
So after Plank Cranker Wanker it's to the 5000 mark for Rock God rank or are there anymore inbetween those two :lol: :LOL:
 
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,
and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and
surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no
good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying
on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I
can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . . . .



(This is priceless)







"OK, Monica, you're free to go." :gay: :jerkit:
 
I think I may be approaching Journeyman Noob. But I'm not gonna get my hopes up.
:lol: :LOL: :D
 
Tnjpekar":2eqdp6gf said:
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,
and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and
surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no
good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying
on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I
can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . . . .



(This is priceless)







"OK, Monica, you're free to go." :gay: :jerkit:
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:hys: :hys:
 
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned.
She asks the clerk, "How much?"
He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?"
She giggles and says "No...it's just mustard."
 
i had over 350 posts and then about a month ago I was bumped to 150 for some reason :(
 
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mysticaxe":3f7ws86l said:
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned.
She asks the clerk, "How much?"
He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?"
She giggles and says "No...it's just mustard."
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Wow. :hys:
 
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