This about sums it up. :)

[xXDaveyJonesXx]

I jack my lumber to Jackyl with a y

 

[Bloodrock]

Motley Crue alone got more pussy than every metal band since the 90's all added together... easily..

 

[Anonymous]

As a guy who played in a glammy metal band in the '80s, I still find that routine hilarious, however, I guarantee you there was nothing gay about being in a band like mine in the '80s. I couldn't walk from the backstage to the bar area at Gazzarri's without 3 or 4 indecent offers from hot chicks back then... Not bragging', it's just a fact...

Our audience was at least 60% girls, probably more. Every "metal" show I go to today, there are the same three fat chicks in Megadeth t-shirts with dyed black hair and too much eye liner...

Steve

 

[sleewell2]

yeah I dislike hair metal as much as anyone but those dudes got tons of chicks.

that comedian is funny though.

 

[HilltopExplosion]

As a guy who played in a glammy metal band in the '80s, I still find that routine hilarious, however, I guarantee you there was nothing gay about being in a band like mine in the '80s. I couldn't walk from the backstage to the bar area at Gazzarri's without 3 or 4 indecent offers from hot chicks back then... Not bragging', it's just a fact...

Our audience was at least 60% girls, probably more. Every "metal" show I go to today, there are the same three fat chicks in Megadeth t-shirts with dyed black hair and too much eye liner...

Steve

So, in your opinion, what drove the chicks away,.. and what can bring 'em back? Country music shows... wall to wall split tails, rap, club music, same thing... I havn't been to a rock concert for a while, so I can't speak from experience.. But I luuuuuuv me some 80's style girls. So whatcha think? What is missing from the equation.

 

[HilltopExplosion]

I can play easy listening to speed metal.. I want to play where there are plenty of drunk girls... makes my chances better. shshshsh! don't tell the old lady!

 

[Anonymous]

As a guy who played in a glammy metal band in the '80s, I still find that routine hilarious, however, I guarantee you there was nothing gay about being in a band like mine in the '80s. I couldn't walk from the backstage to the bar area at Gazzarri's without 3 or 4 indecent offers from hot chicks back then... Not bragging', it's just a fact...

Our audience was at least 60% girls, probably more. Every "metal" show I go to today, there are the same three fat chicks in Megadeth t-shirts with dyed black hair and too much eye liner...

Steve

So, in your opinion, what drove the chicks away,.. and what can bring 'em back? Country music shows... wall to wall split tails, rap, club music, same thing... I havn't been to a rock concert for a while, so I can't speak from experience.. But I luuuuuuv me some 80's style girls. So whatcha think? What is missing from the equation.

What is missing in hard rock/metal is girl friendly tunes, ballads and bands that care about what they look like on stage and putting on a show. That is why country music shows are full of chicks. Girl friendly tunes you can sing along to, ballads that make 'em cry, dudes with an image and willing to put on a show.

5 sweaty, grungy looking, pissed off guys with long beards and shaved heads or stringy long hair dressed in black jeans and black obscure band t-shirts screaming about Omertà with constantly changing high speed riffing does not appeal to your average hot chick. I like it, but I'll be there with a bunch of other sweaty dudes...

Steve

 

[kurtsstuff]

I miss the 80's...

 

[HilltopExplosion]

As a guy who played in a glammy metal band in the '80s, I still find that routine hilarious, however, I guarantee you there was nothing gay about being in a band like mine in the '80s. I couldn't walk from the backstage to the bar area at Gazzarri's without 3 or 4 indecent offers from hot chicks back then... Not bragging', it's just a fact...

Our audience was at least 60% girls, probably more. Every "metal" show I go to today, there are the same three fat chicks in Megadeth t-shirts with dyed black hair and too much eye liner...

Steve

So, in your opinion, what drove the chicks away,.. and what can bring 'em back? Country music shows... wall to wall split tails, rap, club music, same thing... I havn't been to a rock concert for a while, so I can't speak from experience.. But I luuuuuuv me some 80's style girls. So whatcha think? What is missing from the equation.

What is missing in hard rock/metal is girl friendly tunes, ballads and bands that care about what they look like on stage and putting on a show. That is why country music shows are full of chicks. Girl friendly tunes you can sing along to, ballads that make 'em cry, dudes with an image and willing to put on a show.

5 sweaty, grungy looking, pissed off guys with long beards and shaved heads or stringy long hair dressed in black jeans and black obscure band t-shirts screaming about Omertà with constantly changing high speed riffing does not appeal to your average hot chick. I like it, but I'll be there with a bunch of other sweaty dudes...

Steve

10-4

 

[MrDowntown]

As a guy who played in a glammy metal band in the '80s, I still find that routine hilarious, however, I guarantee you there was nothing gay about being in a band like mine in the '80s. I couldn't walk from the backstage to the bar area at Gazzarri's without 3 or 4 indecent offers from hot chicks back then... Not bragging', it's just a fact...

Our audience was at least 60% girls, probably more. Every "metal" show I go to today, there are the same three fat chicks in Megadeth t-shirts with dyed black hair and too much eye liner...

Steve

So, in your opinion, what drove the chicks away,.. and what can bring 'em back? Country music shows... wall to wall split tails, rap, club music, same thing... I havn't been to a rock concert for a while, so I can't speak from experience.. But I luuuuuuv me some 80's style girls. So whatcha think? What is missing from the equation.

What is missing in hard rock/metal is girl friendly tunes, ballads and bands that care about what they look like on stage and putting on a show. That is why country music shows are full of chicks. Girl friendly tunes you can sing along to, ballads that make 'em cry, dudes with an image and willing to put on a show.

5 sweaty, grungy looking, pissed off guys with long beards and shaved heads or stringy long hair dressed in black jeans and black obscure band t-shirts screaming about Omertà with constantly changing high speed riffing does not appeal to your average hot chick. I like it, but I'll be there with a bunch of other sweaty dudes...

Steve

The music was FAR different, but when the 80's reveloution was in the early stages, it was one of the mega groups (Crue maybe ) that figured out the ladies really didn't care so much for the shredding and more "guy friendly" tunes. There audiences were primarily dudes. They played a single ballad on an album and noticed at the next show after that album, the crowd was FILLED with MILFS-to be. So was born the rock ballad...and scores of hot and horny women.

 

[HilltopExplosion]

So if I come up with a catchy, girl friendly ballad, are you guys gonna make fun of me? No spandex.. I promise!

 

[Mailman1971]

So if I come up with a catchy, girl friendly ballad, are you guys gonna make fun of me? No spandex.. I promise!

Hell I encourage it!

The spandex part I mean.

(pics)

 

[HilltopExplosion]

Can you see me? I'm the fat guy with the small package!

 

[Mailman1971]

I too sport some spandex on the beach. Kids run and scream but thats their problem.
My old Neon Green ones. Sported these bad boys at a Poison concert in 1988.

 

[HilltopExplosion]

 

[Steinmetzify]

SQUIBBELY FLABBILY DOO!

 

[OUTLAW1969]

I too sport some spandex on the beach. Kids run and scream but thats their problem.
My old Neon Green ones. Sported these bad boys at a Poison concert in 1988.

Did you "Cry Tough", Dan ?

 

[IndyWS6]

The 80's were awesome. At least the parts I remember...

 

[guitarmike]

As a guy who played in a glammy metal band in the '80s, I still find that routine hilarious, however, I guarantee you there was nothing gay about being in a band like mine in the '80s. I couldn't walk from the backstage to the bar area at Gazzarri's without 3 or 4 indecent offers from hot chicks back then... Not bragging', it's just a fact...

Our audience was at least 60% girls, probably more. Every "metal" show I go to today, there are the same three fat chicks in Megadeth t-shirts with dyed black hair and too much eye liner...

Steve

So, in your opinion, what drove the chicks away,.. and what can bring 'em back? Country music shows... wall to wall split tails, rap, club music, same thing... I havn't been to a rock concert for a while, so I can't speak from experience.. But I luuuuuuv me some 80's style girls. So whatcha think? What is missing from the equation.

What is missing in hard rock/metal is girl friendly tunes, ballads and bands that care about what they look like on stage and putting on a show. That is why country music shows are full of chicks. Girl friendly tunes you can sing along to, ballads that make 'em cry, dudes with an image and willing to put on a show.

5 sweaty, grungy looking, pissed off guys with long beards and shaved heads or stringy long hair dressed in black jeans and black obscure band t-shirts screaming about Omertà with constantly changing high speed riffing does not appeal to your average hot chick. I like it, but I'll be there with a bunch of other sweaty dudes...

Steve

You are correct Steve. Play Eric Church, Dirks Bentley, and the like and you got a bar full of women. Play Motley Crue, Ratt, and VH and you got 10 people including the band and bar employees. If you are not a tribute act and you are playing 30 year old (or older) rock, its over....

 

[PBGas]

Some day, young Reza....you too will be mocked when you age.

until then....enjoy!