Throw some LOW offers at this ebay idiot!!!

[zuel69]

HAHA! I know!!! I love this guy, I'm adding him to my "favorite sellers" list.

 

[SQUAREHEAD]

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You guys are toooo funny!


What a dork!
Keith

 

[SQUAREHEAD]

OK, now THIS is fun! I offered him $43.66 and where it says "Additional Terms of your offer" I wrote, "Must include the crack pipe you used before you priced this item. Thank you".

hehehehe!!!!

 

[itsme]

What a rip off! That thing's not worth a penny over $17,000

 

[FUZZboat]

I offered him $20, I bet I win.

What's the advantage of a guitar neck being scaplopped anyway?

so they can resell it on Ebay for 10 times what its worth ?!!?

semi-OT Rant


my pet peive is ever time I see some nutbag scallopping a jackson guitar it always one of the "rare" maple fret board pro's from the 90's

what is it with these morons anyway ??

they pickup a sweet mint condition jackson reverse with a maple fret board (which I'd love to have btw) and then they scallop it and resell it on ebay for 3X's what they paid for it

I hope they all die a painful death !!!

 

[duodecim]

https://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=250246004171&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=015

I offered 11 dollars.

You realise that you might get stuck with that, right?

There are too many mistakes in that text to still assume some kind of joke. Man, that thing is ugly...

 

[Gainiac]

I was reaaaaly willing to give him the full 18< I mean, look at it, can you hear the sustain, for Godsakes,
but it looks like its only 21, not 22 fret...
Gotta pass.....

 

[MrDan666]

If it had a Floyd id be allover it...

 

[Copperhead]

If it had a Floyd id be allover it...

 

[Phishphood]

$25

Under conditional terms I wrote "Scalped frets must be dandruff free"

 

[Juggernaut]

$30

 

[Chubtone]

$25

Under conditional terms I wrote "Scalped frets must be dandruff free"

He does have an Indian name though. Hmmmmmmmm.

 

[70strathead]

what piece of shit. the guy can't be serious.

A

 

[Chubtone]

what piece of shit. the guy can't be serious.

A

Look we know you're a strat freak and love scalped fretboards. Don't be all hating on this auction to try and throw us off the scent. You guys know right now Ant is talking to his mortgage broker, working a little home equity line of credit for this bad boy. Then when he gets it, we'll all have wait another year to get ours when eaglefeather builds another one.

 

[glpg80]

what piece of shit. the guy can't be serious.

A

Look we know you're a strat freak and love scalped fretboards. Don't be all hating on this auction to try and throw us off the scent. You guys know right now Ant is talking to his mortgage broker, working a little home equity line of credit for this bad boy. Then when he gets it, we'll all have wait another year to get ours when eaglefeather builds another one.

i gave the guy a buck 99 as my offer; also asked him for even trade of a half eaten cheeseburger

 

[Mrmot]

"GLASS FINNISH" - i didn't know they make glass in Finland

 

[Marshall Law]

7.77

 

[gravfed]

"GLASS FINNISH" - i didn't know they make glass in Finland

+1, I also enjoyed the "finnish".

 

[jkdsteve]

bu....bu...but he only makes one a year and warrants it for life.....this was the answer he gave me after asking why his 'Fender' guitar no longer had any distinguishing marks identifying it actually as a Fender... i.e. a partscaster and was it really worth that much.


Gonna put my tree-fiddy offer in today

 

[mysticaxe]

I was thinking about offering up a few custom picks - the sides of which have been "scalloped" to perfectly match the string spacing for the ultimate pick slide...

But then I realized, that my picks are actually probably worth more!!!