To anyone that drives a truck

[Floyd Eye]

My driveway is u shaped, so put me down for team pussy.

False. A real truck driver uses the environment to his advantage.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Another hypothetical. Lindsay goes to the grocery store. Comes home with 16 plastic bags of groceries. Being chivalrous you carry in the groceries. How many trips do you make ?

Assuming I’m home during this hypothetical shipping trip, I’m comfortable I could do it in 2 trips

 

[Floyd Eye]

False. A real truck driver uses the environment to his advantage.

Bonus points if you block driveway so no one else can pull through.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

False. A real truck driver uses the environment to her advantage.

ftfy

 

[Floyd Eye]

Assuming I’m home during this hypothetical shipping trip, I’m comfortable I could do it in 2 trips

Incorrect. 1 trip Daniel. 8 on each arm. You can come back for the shit that fell out of the bags when they broke though. Judges will allow that.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Ah. You were very ambiguous Dan. You get extra points for driving a dump truck though so……..

I’m very trusting though. I would happily leave all my shit on the curb and pull up to grab it.
But for me HD is like a 2 hour round trip or they usually deliver next day so that’s a no brainer

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Incorrect. 1 trip Daniel. 8 on each arm. You can come back for the shit that fell out of the bags when they broke though. Judges will allow that.

That’s my hypothetical answer. Im reality she can do it her damn self since she’s strong enough to carry my credit card to the store with her

 

[Floyd Eye]

ftfy

I could argue. But then there’s a girl who works here that I watched back a full rig, Freightliner M2 plus 24’ float with a backhoe, in a straight line, doing at least 40 and stop 2” from a cone with an egg on it. That was impressive. Her daddy owns a trucking company but still.

 

[Floyd Eye]

I’m very trusting though. I would happily leave all my shit on the curb and pull up to grab it.
But for me HD is like a 2 hour round trip or they usually deliver next day so that’s a no brainer

Around here those tanks would have disappeared.

 

[Floyd Eye]

That’s my hypothetical answer. Im reality she can do it her damn self since she’s strong enough to carry my credit card to the store with her

I don’t mind carrying in groceries. It’s not like I ever go to the store with her.

By the way, if you want to know how to never have to go to the store with her again let me know. I can advise.

 

[Floyd Eye]

I can also advise how to not have to do laundry or dishes.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

I can also advise how to not have to do laundry or dishes.

Does it include divorce?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I can also advise how to not have to do laundry or dishes.

I do most of the laundry in the house. Im very particular about it so I just bite the bullet

 

[Floyd Eye]

Does it include divorce?

Not yet. 23 years last October. ?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

My driveway is u shaped, so put me down for team pussy.

Do you back out of it?

 

[Floyd Eye]

Do you back out of it?

Now yer talkin Daniel.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Do you back out of it?

No, it's actually shaped like this:

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

Back into the driveway. Pull into parking spots. Sometimes I pull into the second row so it looks like I backed in…

 

[311boogieman]

Back into the driveway. Pull into parking spots. Sometimes I pull into the second row so it looks like I backed in…

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sweet truck

 

[311boogieman]

I can’t think of anything big enough to load into the truck bed that I would haul all the way out to a parking spot


Here is a glamour shot though
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sweet truck