URGENT: Need a pedal name for a custom Muff.

[again with this]

Landing strip
Beef Curtain
Axe Wound
Muff Brigade
Shaved
Toxic Muff
High and Tight
Greasy Love Muff
McMuff

this is along the lines I was thinking. How about "brazillian waxed muff" or some variation on that theme..?

 

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Red Dawn wins the contest.

Good choice

 

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Мафф Фузз
Sovok (slang version of USSR) Fuzz
and I like Muffsoleum or Lenin's Muffsoleum best