Pretty damn funny. Lucky for me (or actually unlucky) wife has her own hang ups like fucking bags that cost as much as my Suhr, so she doesn't say too much.
That's why I keep an excel sheet with all my gear in it and the price I paid for it, as well as what I believe would be the market value and my wife knows this. I told her 'if I die, check the list when you start selling stuff'. That stuff is a serious investment (save a block logo Blue Box, I got the complete MXR 70's pedal line-up, complete vintage Ibanez 9-series pedal line up and a shitload of vintage Boss pedals too and others.)
(90 pedals, 13 guitars (including 2 bass guitars and an acoustic) which could definitely become more , 10+ amps.)
Otherwise some lucky punk could end up with an Ibanez OD9 or ST9 for $30 or one of my 'Japanese fake Les Pauls' for $200 or so....which play better than most original G's I've played.