What's with the kissy-face guitar ads??

[glassjaw7]

I don't get it. It just looks gay. Who are they puckering up for??? Do they not realize that 99.9% of guitar mag readers are dudes??

(ok, the vai pic isn't not so bad)

 

[Heritage Softail]

Paul Stanley? Really? He always looks like he is ready to blow something. And don't even watch him prance about.... How about that commercial where the have the midgets on the Dr. Pepper commercial. The one does a little Stanley prance/kick...

Wonder if there will be some Kiss fans to state Stanley is not gay! Nobody in an iconic rock band can be gay!!

 

[locoed]

They're all suspect.

 

[hunter]

 

[glassjaw7]

It could be an aging/ego thing. Like they're trying to show that they still have young supple lips and tight faces!!

Monster players though(well at least yngwie and vai). Just poking a little fun, that's all.

 

[Isaac]

Vandenberg is a monster player too.

 

[Mailman1971]

Vandenberg is a monster player too.

I owned one of them Fernandes guitars.
Bought it while I lived in japan and was big into collecting axes.

When I sold it........shipped it to a Guy in the UK!

Guitars get around eh?

 

[Heritage Softail]

It's not just the guitar players.... all them chics in Poison are hot

 

[Mailman1971]

It's not just the guitar players.... all them chics in Poison are hot

Hell yeah!!
Specially that one named CC!

 

[Tawlks]

The 80s were so ghey.

 

[Mailman1971]

The 80s were so ghey.

Man........you were just somebody's WET DREAM in the 80's......

 

[Heritage Softail]

The 80's were a strange mix to me. Some of the best guitar shredding, but then the context of a gay looking hair bands. But, it was all done for the money and hot ass...understood I didn't get into the Poison/Twisted Sister/etc glam bands that tried to look like chics. Getting your makeup and aqua net right just does not seen like my kinda rock and roll....

Different strokes.....

 

[Mailman1971]

The 80's were a strange mix to me. Some of the best guitar shredding, but then the context of a gay looking hair bands. But, it was all done for the money and hot ass...understood I didn't get into the Poison/Twisted Sister/etc glam bands that tried to look like chics. Getting your makeup and aqua net right just does not seen like my kinda rock and roll....

Different strokes.....

Fo Squizzle Shizzle my Nizzle!!!

 

[Tawlks]

The 80s were so ghey.

Man........you were just somebody's WET DREAM in the 80's......

Kidding! Alot of my childhood was based around the 80s. Love the 80s.

80s music, thrash, glam metal, video games, movies. FUCKING RAMBO DUDE.

Probably explains alot.

 

[Tawlks]

The 80's were a strange mix to me. Some of the best guitar shredding, but then the context of a gay looking hair bands. But, it was all done for the money and hot ass...understood I didn't get into the Poison/Twisted Sister/etc glam bands that tried to look like chics. Getting your makeup and aqua net right just does not seen like my kinda rock and roll....

Different strokes.....

Yeah. The Japanese may be 5 years or so ahead with technology.

But 25 years behind on this!

 

[Heritage Softail]

I LOVE the chics in Dead or Alive III. Christy is my fav character to play. Can't remember the character, but the cowgirl, she has some nice bouncy ones

 

[Shark Diver]

Yeah it was so much cooler in the '90s with poser tough guys, where every band had to have an obligatory pissed off band shot. "Dude, where'd all the women go? I'm pissed." Or today with the pants around the ankles showing some idiots chonies advertising he take's it in the ass. LOL

Every generation has it's problems. I'm glad I grew up in the '80s. Ah, the fine, fine women.

 

[locoed]

Thats almost as gay as the picture "mailman" posted and being viewed 32 times.WTF

 

[Mailman1971]

Thats almost as gay as the picture "mailman" posted and being viewed 32 times.WTF

You......LOVE IT!!

Just fucking with ya Jerry!!

 

[duodecim]

Paul Stanley has been playing in a glam rock band for the better part of 40 years and Yngwie Malmsteen is a prime icon of '80s power metal / pop-rock... a genre and phase he's never gotten out of. And Vai, well... Vai is Vai. And Vai is weird. In a simultaneous both yin and yang sort of way.

What would be really weird is to see a picture with any of these guys NOT wearing those sort of clothes.