Where's that Xanax dude?

Anybody out there about 2 years or so ago
get a mysterious package from China that was
vegetable seeds?
Remember that shit?
I actually got a package and figured out how to cultivate these unknown seeds.
-you eat half the packet, then install the other pack of seeds in gravel, bird shit, anything.
Turn on bluetooth in your cellphone,
-you’ll see & link up with “CCP Delights”.
After pairing up, toggle down to your choice of veggies and press enter……
You’ll feel a rumble in your stomach and suddenly
that squash you selected just emerged from that bird shit spackled on the cracked concrete at your feet!!!!
Don’t ask me about that rumbling component,
y’all don’t wanna’ know about that shit man.
 
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