whos gonna buy the Dumble?

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You could do a whole series of videos.... :lol: :LOL:

One off a 40 story building, one in a 30 ton press, one in a 3,000 degree oven, etc...
 
Ayrton":3rcg53wj said:
You could do a whole series of videos.... :lol: :LOL:

One off a 40 story building, one in a 30 ton press, one in a 3,000 degree oven, etc...
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I like where this is going.......... :yes:


Take bets on how long will the amp play while slowly being dunked into a tank of water....or....

Keep em coming! Freaking hillarious!
 
Ayrton":1d0zhmsk said:
You could do a whole series of videos.... :lol: :LOL:

One off a 40 story building, one in a 30 ton press, one in a 3,000 degree oven, etc...
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YES!

That would be priceless to see on TGP! Would first have to start out pretending to be doing an honest video, and then...............
 
We should all chip in, buy it and destroy it! :clap: Video the whole thing and post it on TGP! :hys:
 
I'm so fucking sick of The Gear Page..I will no longer sell anything to anybody from there because..The 2 times that I did brought back all the memory's of just why I'm no longer in Music Retail. And as far as Dumbles go....If Robben Ford were using a Crate amp...Those would be coveted over there. There are some really cool folks over there..alot actually but..Far too many fedora wearin.Birkenstock sandals while wearing black sox and khaki shorts sporting,Bowling/hawaiian shirt wearin can't play for shit still trying to master a 1/4/5 but got their Mojo workin poser wannabe blooz cat $600.00 overdrive pedal usin Don't know what boutique really means but heard it and use it in describing their $5,000.00 4 watt amp with NOS EL84's made of kryptonite thats never left the house but they never miss the tuesday night blooz jam and complain how the amp they used didn't express the true emotion they were feeling while soloing in the 3 note penatatonic box scale they learned from the guru buddy that happens to know a fourth note making him zen master of all douchebags
 
kurtsstuff":1l0e6qf9 said:
I'm so fucking sick of The Gear Page..I will no longer sell anything to anybody from there because..The 2 times that I did brought back all the memory's of just why I'm no longer in Music Retail. And as far as Dumbles go....If Robben Ford were using a Crate amp...Those would be coveted over there. There are some really cool folks over there..alot actually but..Far too many fedora wearin.Birkenstock sporting,Bowling/hawaiian shirt wearin can't play for shit still trying to master a 1/4/5 but got their Mojo workin poser wannabe blooz cat $600.00 overdrive pedal usin Don't know what boutique really means but heard it and use it in describing their $5,000.00 4 watt amp with NOS EL84's made of kryptonite thats never left the house but they never miss the tuesday night blooz jam and complain how the amp they used didn't express the true emotion they were feeling while soloing in the 3 note penatatonic box scale they learned from the guru buddy that happens to know a fourth note making him zen master of all douchebags
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Holy Shit is this FUNNY!!! :hys:

I never been to TGP....but I can only imagine. :lol: :LOL:
 
danyeo":2yn8rhm3 said:
If i ever win the lottery I'm going to buy every Dumble i can find and post videos of myself smashing every single one of them with a crowbar. I'm sure TGP would love that! :lol: :LOL:
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This post for the fucking win!
 
kurtsstuff":22xqvfry said:
I'm so fucking sick of The Gear Page..I will no longer sell anything to anybody from there because..The 2 times that I did brought back all the memory's of just why I'm no longer in Music Retail. And as far as Dumbles go....If Robben Ford were using a Crate amp...Those would be coveted over there. There are some really cool folks over there..alot actually but..Far too many fedora wearin.Birkenstock sandals while wearing black sox and khaki shorts sporting,Bowling/hawaiian shirt wearin can't play for shit still trying to master a 1/4/5 but got their Mojo workin poser wannabe blooz cat $600.00 overdrive pedal usin Don't know what boutique really means but heard it and use it in describing their $5,000.00 4 watt amp with NOS EL84's made of kryptonite thats never left the house but they never miss the tuesday night blooz jam and complain how the amp they used didn't express the true emotion they were feeling while soloing in the 3 note penatatonic box scale they learned from the guru buddy that happens to know a fourth note making him zen master of all douchebags
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Um, wait. This post for the fucking win too! :D
 
Mailman1971":87yygepl said:
kurtsstuff":87yygepl said:
I'm so fucking sick of The Gear Page..I will no longer sell anything to anybody from there because..The 2 times that I did brought back all the memory's of just why I'm no longer in Music Retail. And as far as Dumbles go....If Robben Ford were using a Crate amp...Those would be coveted over there. There are some really cool folks over there..alot actually but..Far too many fedora wearin.Birkenstock sporting,Bowling/hawaiian shirt wearin can't play for shit still trying to master a 1/4/5 but got their Mojo workin poser wannabe blooz cat $600.00 overdrive pedal usin Don't know what boutique really means but heard it and use it in describing their $5,000.00 4 watt amp with NOS EL84's made of kryptonite thats never left the house but they never miss the tuesday night blooz jam and complain how the amp they used didn't express the true emotion they were feeling while soloing in the 3 note penatatonic box scale they learned from the guru buddy that happens to know a fourth note making him zen master of all douchebags
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Holy Shit is this FUNNY!!! :hys:

I never been to TGP....but I can only imagine. :lol: :LOL:
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Jajaaaaa......Im starting to reaally like this board...couldnt of said it better myself. :thumbsup:
 
kurtsstuff":1cz489fd said:
.Far too many fedora wearin.Birkenstock sandals while wearing black sox and khaki shorts sporting,Bowling/hawaiian shirt wearin
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Funniest thing I have read on a forum ever. And true.
 
I gotta keep laughing at this stuff!! :lol: :LOL:

I hate the 'elite" attitude.........

Makes me wanna go crank out some Slayer thru my rig even more!! :D

Well.....usually I am "to each their own"......but the snob attitude can just go SUCK IT! :rock:

Oh well.....never going to change the world.
Assholes will be assholes.... :yes:

But Robben Ford played thru a Crate GFX 212!! :hys:
 
Ayrton":11uukdwf said:
You could do a whole series of videos.... :lol: :LOL:

One off a 40 story building, one in a 30 ton press, one in a 3,000 degree oven, etc...
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:lol: :LOL: I promise, if i ever have 8 figures in my bank account I'll make a reality show call, Smash Dumble TV.

" For todays stress test well see how many cups of Folgers coffee it takes to blow up a Dumble while it's plugged in". :lol: :LOL:
 
We could do a taste test and see which red wine goes best with a Dumble. Sip the wine and play some overplayed tired pentatonic boring lick. Then thrash music overloads the video and smash the fuckin bottle against the amp and mosh girl comes in and body slams the amp with a massive mosh side step kick.
 
Jeez...I am busting out loud laughing at this.....everyone is looking at me like I am nuts! :D
 
procos":23jhdxdu said:
kurtsstuff":23jhdxdu said:
.Far too many fedora wearin.Birkenstock sandals while wearing black sox and khaki shorts sporting,Bowling/hawaiian shirt wearin
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Funniest thing I have read on a forum ever. And true.
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The ONLY guitarist who's allowed to wear fucked up socks and a fedora...VH!
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danyeo":aek8e69p said:
We could do a taste test and see which red wine goes best with a Dumble. Sip the wine and play some overplayed tired pentatonic boring lick. Then thrash music overloads the video and smash the fuckin bottle against the amp and mosh girl comes in and body slams the amp with a massive mosh side step kick.
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:lol: :LOL: i almost sharted when I read this
 
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