Worst Metal SONG EVER!!

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JKD":3l6ys4bl said:
Almost anything and everything with cookie monster vocals....
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:lol: :LOL: I was just about to say the same thing, that shit is just the worst. Everything that sounds like this

 
every band that attempts BORN TO BE WILD just drives me nuts :doh: ..oh and i hung at all those south jersey hot spots mostly Bonnies though. the Galaxy was such a shitty bar but good times to be had.
 
rupe":25p6w5lk said:
OldSkoolNJ":25p6w5lk said:
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Galaxy
Bonnies Roxx ATCO N.J.
Cellbock, Empire...
All closed, burned down, before I was 21 :cry:
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Wow, there's a blast to the past! My old band (Smash Moon) used to play all of those clubs. Are the varoius Cabarets (Ambler, Chestnut, 23 East) still open? JC Dobbs?
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Brownies 23 East is still there, still getting good business. Only Cover bands though.. Good place gigged there at least once a week for a couple years.. :thumbsup:
JC Dobbs changed over to The Pontiac Grille, It is closed now..

Khyber pass is also still there and still has bands..
 
JKD":1fqi54il said:
Almost anything and everything with cookie monster vocals....
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Jayzeus - that's a PERFECT way to describe it!! I was going through this list, quietly sobbing, sometimes laughing hysterically, sometimes shouting at my Mac screen, sometimes quickly stopping the song before it poisoned my ears, but all the while, I was trying to find a way of describing that newer forte of metal in which the singer or singers simply grunt, growl, and gurgle-scream incomprehensible fucking nonsense into the mic. I mean, there was a thread a while back about Korn being a bunch of neanderthals, but for chrissakes, this new shit takes the cake. It makes me wanna 'unplug' the band. Pull the cables out of the gear. Shut 'em down. It's retarded. And ya ya, evolution of music, different strokes for different folks, but IMHO, this shit is just crap - I try to "remove" the singers poor excuse for a voice, and then listen to the music... Is there talent? Is there something good going on here?? No. Typically, it's a bent timing to try and "be different" culled with some retarded modal exploits with DSP to the nines, and a drummer who's obviously listening to a tape clicker in the ear goggles because no one could keep time in such a vomit pool of noise. And they're all there - taking themselves all serious and shit - long hair, hunched over in that typically one-foot-forward kyphotic stance, grasping the mic with both hands, biceps extended, gurgling away into it some asinine "we think this might be important" bunk or better yet, some cosmic/sci-fi fantastical shit about druids and stars and solemn moons and angels without eye sockets.

Makes me wanna kick these guys in the leg. Get a job. Ponce.

V.
 
headlessdeadguy":2ml8zz6q said:
I can't believe this has been left out.




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I decided to finally watch this video, and when the keyboard part cut in, I literally did a face palm. Like, without even thinking about it.
 
Ventura":fzlmekg0 said:
JKD":fzlmekg0 said:
Almost anything and everything with cookie monster vocals....
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Jayzeus - that's a PERFECT way to describe it!! I was going through this list, quietly sobbing, sometimes laughing hysterically, sometimes shouting at my Mac screen, sometimes quickly stopping the song before it poisoned my ears, but all the while, I was trying to find a way of describing that newer forte of metal in which the singer or singers simply grunt, growl, and gurgle-scream incomprehensible fucking nonsense into the mic. I mean, there was a thread a while back about Korn being a bunch of neanderthals, but for chrissakes, this new shit takes the cake. It makes me wanna 'unplug' the band. Pull the cables out of the gear. Shut 'em down. It's retarded. And ya ya, evolution of music, different strokes for different folks, but IMHO, this shit is just crap - I try to "remove" the singers poor excuse for a voice, and then listen to the music... Is there talent? Is there something good going on here?? No. Typically, it's a bent timing to try and "be different" culled with some retarded modal exploits with DSP to the nines, and a drummer who's obviously listening to a tape clicker in the ear goggles because no one could keep time in such a vomit pool of noise. And they're all there - taking themselves all serious and shit - long hair, hunched over in that typically one-foot-forward kyphotic stance, grasping the mic with both hands, biceps extended, gurgling away into it some asinine "we think this might be important" bunk or better yet, some cosmic/sci-fi fantastical shit about druids and stars and solemn moons and angels without eye sockets.

Makes me wanna kick these guys in the leg. Get a job. Ponce.

V.
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Dunno how old you are, but I grew up with this garbage. For a long time, I was trying really hard to understand what the hell people saw in it and why this kind of "vocals" was worth a crap. But nothing is good about it. It's just awful.

I think the biggest problem with it I have is how fake it is. When in life would anyone EVER try to sound like that?! Phil Anselmo NOLA screaming, sure - that's awesome - but that low grunting BS? I look at it as their way of saying they've got a lousy voice.
 
TheMagicEight":exgsn0gm said:
Ventura":exgsn0gm said:
JKD":exgsn0gm said:
Almost anything and everything with cookie monster vocals....
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Jayzeus - that's a PERFECT way to describe it!! I was going through this list, quietly sobbing, sometimes laughing hysterically, sometimes shouting at my Mac screen, sometimes quickly stopping the song before it poisoned my ears, but all the while, I was trying to find a way of describing that newer forte of metal in which the singer or singers simply grunt, growl, and gurgle-scream incomprehensible fucking nonsense into the mic. I mean, there was a thread a while back about Korn being a bunch of neanderthals, but for chrissakes, this new shit takes the cake. It makes me wanna 'unplug' the band. Pull the cables out of the gear. Shut 'em down. It's retarded. And ya ya, evolution of music, different strokes for different folks, but IMHO, this shit is just crap - I try to "remove" the singers poor excuse for a voice, and then listen to the music... Is there talent? Is there something good going on here?? No. Typically, it's a bent timing to try and "be different" culled with some retarded modal exploits with DSP to the nines, and a drummer who's obviously listening to a tape clicker in the ear goggles because no one could keep time in such a vomit pool of noise. And they're all there - taking themselves all serious and shit - long hair, hunched over in that typically one-foot-forward kyphotic stance, grasping the mic with both hands, biceps extended, gurgling away into it some asinine "we think this might be important" bunk or better yet, some cosmic/sci-fi fantastical shit about druids and stars and solemn moons and angels without eye sockets.

Makes me wanna kick these guys in the leg. Get a job. Ponce.

V.
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Dunno how old you are, but I grew up with this garbage. For a long time, I was trying really hard to understand what the hell people saw in it and why this kind of "vocals" was worth a crap. But nothing is good about it. It's just awful.

I think the biggest problem with it I have is how fake it is. When in life would anyone EVER try to sound like that?! Phil Anselmo NOLA screaming, sure - that's awesome - but that low grunting BS? I look at it as their way of saying they've got a lousy voice.
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Well I don't think we need to start that debate. You either get it or you don't. I get it, you don't. Nuff said.
 
headlessdeadguy":1ij31vgi said:
Well I don't think we need to start that debate. You either get it or you don't. I get it, you don't. Nuff said.
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Yeah, maybe you're right. I mean, I think after being around it for a while I get it, but I know it's not for me. I feel like it's an image meant to appeal to other people more than something for the people writing it. My opinion is that the best musicians write music for themselves because it's what they feel, and I've got a very difficult time believing that to be the case for those kind of vocals. I just don't buy it.
 
Mailman1971":1m5jzv6d said:
Have any of you other guys heard That Priest cover of Johnny B Goode?
:doh: :doh: :doh:
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ha ha again... opinions i love that, havent heard it since i was a kid, but always thought it was cool :thumbsup:
 
mctallica1":1hbvruoq said:
Dale B":1hbvruoq said:
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Every time I see this posted , I just have to watch it.


It is beautiful in its awfulness@ :lol: :LOL:
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i think they are just too commercial, other than that, great talent!!!, (harhar)
 
TheMagicEight":2nw2gg25 said:
headlessdeadguy":2nw2gg25 said:
Well I don't think we need to start that debate. You either get it or you don't. I get it, you don't. Nuff said.
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Yeah, maybe you're right. I mean, I think after being around it for a while I get it, but I know it's not for me. I feel like it's an image meant to appeal to other people more than something for the people writing it. My opinion is that the best musicians write music for themselves because it's what they feel, and I've got a very difficult time believing that to be the case for those kind of vocals. I just don't buy it.
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It reminds me of a cheap rendition of, say, something like WWF/WWE - you know, the over-the-top wrestling stuff. Some of that stuff is awesome, I mean, I'm not a fan, but I appreciate the talent. And there are these peeps who are ga-ga over that kind of sensationalist wrestling, and they're the ones who set up the ring in their local neighborhood park, put on masks, and try to 'be' something they're not. First off, rarely are they talented, but since they've got the size and girth, they 'attempt' to be pro fake wrestlers. And it spins into the vortex of idiocy. A lot of this music is just that to me, and part of me gets it - it's the farthest end of that particular musical spectrum, and people dig extremes, and along with the extremes comes this sense of community, so people bond together because they all dig this horrible stuff knowing it represents something that's pretty niche in its fan base. Fair enough. But talent wise, horseshit. I mean, even the videos are done with flicker film to time the 'live' playing to the song, because once again, it's pure hell trying to play in that time. And aside from hugely dropped tunings and 4 note (if yer lucky) bass lines, it's basically the ABC's of making something come out of your speakers. Yay. I prefer graduate music to kindergarten music - but that's just me.

Cookie Monster Music. I'm going to have to use that from here on in... Perfect.

Mo
 
That Judas Priest cover is horrid. I forgot about that. Worst guitar tone ever!!

If we are talking horrid cover tunes look no further than these two (this coming from a Winger fan):




 
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