you guys are all dildos

[jcj]

Bonus points for using "whilst" four times, in crafting your run-sentence

 

[Mailman1971]

Hmm maybe he's drunk or hacked. Does not seem in line with his past posts.

+1.....this thread was pretty weird/funny...
I posted some goofed posts while drunk.,.....and I stand by them!

Oh well....seems out of character to me.
But if its for real.....'What guitarists or music Gendre DO YOU LIKE?"
Am I sure we would all like to know...(so we can rip it apart)

 

[rocknrolla]

Someone needs a cookie.

 

[Mailman1971]

And I dont look like this........




I look more like this!!!! Have some respect.

 

[jcj]

And I dont look like this........




I look more like this!!!! Have some respect.

Is that you assuming the position for you neighbor, with the '85 Vette?

Be careful...I hear he's a real ass wrecker

 

[Mailman1971]

And I dont look like this........




I look more like this!!!! Have some respect.

Is that you assuming the position for you neighbor, with the '85 Vette?

Be careful...I hear he's a real ass wrecker

Pshhh I scream at him daily...."Bring it on!!"
but when I am bent over the Honda....he only peeks thru the curtains.....
pussy.

 

[jcj]

Well, knowing your love of short-shorts, I'm not surprised at the harassment...

 

[Mailman1971]

Well, knowing your love of short-shorts, I'm not surprised at the harassment...

I am totally within the Law....(barely)
People frown when I get groceries....then bend over stiff legged to pick up a penny. Thats their problem.
So EXCUSE ME....if I fart in a old womans face in her wheel chair. Jeez.....I had beans last night.

 

[aftec]

Drunk ?
Sounds like a plan Psssffffttt

 

[Mailman1971]

Ya know.....everyone gives me shit about my little shorts. (As comfortable as they are)
I talk this out with my Momma....and she agrees with me. You guys are all nuts.

 

[jcm800x4]

Greatest thread ever!


Fwiw.....I love fake tits.

 

[Mailman1971]

Greatest thread ever!


Fwiw.....I love fake tits.

Every once in a while...(weekly)
A thread like this pops up....and we swarm like vultures..
the 80's hair metal loving dudes we are.
Its all in fun. Who really cares??

PS....I love fake tits as well.

 

[bravedude2]

 

[lettmusic]

what are you guys powering your dildos with? I power mine with Voodoo lab Pedal Power 2.

 

[Mailman1971]

Yikes......Stay away from the "Lamb fries" (Sheep testicles)

or better yet...

AVOID the "LARRY FRIES"......
(he does anything for money)

 

[Mailman1971]

what are you guys powering your dildos with? I power mine with Voodoo lab Pedal Power 2.

Actually mine is in the shop.....having some tweaks done to it.
Stock ones are so 90's......

 

[jcj]

what are you guys powering your dildos with? I power mine with Voodoo lab Pedal Power 2.

Pussy....I use a VHT 2150

 

[Mailman1971]

what are you guys powering your dildos with? I power mine with Voodoo lab Pedal Power 2.

Pussy....I use a VHT 2150

I have heard of you......you are "THE ONE"......

 

[electrophonic.tonic]

Hehe I thought this would get everybody swooping...
Not my words. I told one of the guys at my local music store about this site and this is how he described it. At first I was pissed, but then, well it kinda made me chuckle.
Thought I'd share. Hope it's still as funny today as I thought it was last night.

PS: he didn't say "BE" but he said "ass". I just thought BE was more relevant.

 

[Mailman1971]

I thought it was funny......
I never take half this stuff serious especially the rants. Its the INTERNET for christ sake?
Rock on Brother!