If you were forced to hang out with a sellout, who would you pick? Now the trick is, you can't just pick the one you want to beat to a pulp. You have to pretend that you are actually going to have to suffer their presence
Alan, because he makes no bones about what he does, can take a joke, displays southern hospitality and is probably open to first cousin marriage. Kyle just seems like an uptight, two faced dickwad.