A singer is a terrible thing to waste.

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bluguitar said:
Hate to say it but could he ever really sing? I do enjoy their songs on record but live he is not great. I think if he put at least some effort in he could be better.(pre tour) His band seems to be on point but if he isnt that sucks.
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This. He always sucked, and Motley Crue never did a thing for me. I grew up in the 80's, and Dokken & Van Halen were really the only "hair bands" I cared for. My tastes were drawn straight to Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and Dio. That shit blew me away!
 
vboy said:
Vince Meal - what can you expect from a murderer who beats women and get mores dui's after killing someone while while driving drunk?
Foul gluttonous disgusting repugnant drug addled talentless hack that should not be on any stage ever
sadly people pay to see this slob
unbelievable but not really
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What about Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee? Sixx said he and Tommy raped a woman. Tommy beat up Pamela Anderson pretty regular.
 
tallcoolone said:
Wah wah wah this singer doesn’t sound the way I want him to…grow up

Regardless of what your mom tells you, no one cares what you don’t like. And if you don’t have the stones to put your name behind an opinion you matter even less
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Wow, triggered much? God forbid members of a music forum poke fun at the live performance of a washed up has been who’s mailing it in, robbing fans of their hard earned cash, and is well known as one of the worst live singers on the planet. If you’ve seen them 10 times and he’s sounded great every time, that probably says more about your standards than Vin’s actual performances.
 
shredi knight said:
"Meals, Meals, Meals"

Friday night and I need a bite
Three stuffed turkeys and a carving knife
Handful of lard in my mouth feels right
Yes, what I need to make my belt too tight are more

Meal, Meals, Meals
Beer kegs and pickled lips
Meals, Meals, Meals
Chowing down on chicken strips
Meals, Meals, Meals
French dip, potato chips

It's such a treat, all you can eat
On Monday, Tuesday and any day of the week
Deep fried meals, just can't be beat
Yes, they're what I need so I can't see my feet

Meals, Meals, Meals
At the Barbecue House with a glass of ale
Meals, Meals, Meals
Scarfing it down with many cocktails
Meals, Meals, Meals
Raising my cholesterol and breaking my scale
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Don't forget the rest of that setlist,
Shout at the Deli,
Look, that grill!
Take me to Ihop
Belly-go-round
Too fat for love
Piece of your Chickin'
Dr. Mealfood
Keep your eye on the Honey
Eat it or Lose it
Fat Boy Boogie
Fight for your Racks
Five Years Fat (which is clearly an understatement...)
 
I choose to remember the good times . I'm sure everyone making fun of his weight are in tip top shape themselves

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Speeddemon said:
Don't forget the rest of that setlist,
Shout at the Deli,
Look, that grill!
Take me to Ihop
Belly-go-round
Too fat for love
Piece of your Chickin'
Dr. Mealfood
Keep your eye on the Honey
Eat it or Lose it
Fat Boy Boogie
Fight for your Racks
Five Years Fat (which is clearly an understatement...)
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She got the cooks that fill!
 
hammered said:
I choose to remember the good times . I'm sure everyone making fun of his weight are in tip top shape themselves
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Don't get me wrong; saw them in 2009, and really enjoyed it. Vince was in better shape back then as well.
I'm keeping my BMI around 22~23, thank you very much. :cool: :sneaky:
 
Speeddemon said:
Don't get me wrong; saw them in 2009, and really enjoyed it. Vince was in better shape back then as well.
I'm keeping my BMI around 22~23, thank you very much. :cool: :sneaky:
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I stand corrected , great job and I guess that gives you green light for jokes about his weight
 
hammered said:
and I guess that gives you green light for jokes about his weight
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You seem to put more weight (no pun intended) into this than I thought.
So, let me put in my 2 kcal...
I for one, do think it's important to have some level of healthy lifestyle. I'm no saint, and I don't take things to ridicoulous levels (like counting calories per meal etc., only so much lettuce, broccoli, lean meat, yaddayadda), but even I -who's not a professional singer- understand that you need to take care of your body to some degree.

Now, our dear Vince, who *is* (seen as) a professional singer, since he gets paid good money to sing, doesn't seem to care that much for his. And it seems to affect his ability of his profession...you know, what he's getting paid for...
Imagine you paying money for a plumber, and the guy comes over to fix your sink, but he's basically too fat to lie on his back and get inside the cupboard, and he's groaning and moaning, and asks your wife to hand him the screwdrivers from his own tool belt, you'd be pretty miffed too, wouldn't you?
People pay good money to see Vince...the least he could do is get his shit together so that his health doesn't affect his ability to perform/sing as much as it does now. Nobody's asking a 50+ yr old dude to be in the lean shape he was in his 20's, but this Jon Lovitz + blonde wig look ain't helping matters.
 
Speeddemon said:
Don't forget the rest of that setlist,
Shout at the Deli,
Look, that grill!
Take me to Ihop
Belly-go-round
Too fat for love
Piece of your Chickin'
Dr. Mealfood
Keep your eye on the Honey
Eat it or Lose it
Fat Boy Boogie
Fight for your Racks
Five Years Fat (which is clearly an understatement...)
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Careful, Vince Meal’s Mommy may come back and yell at you.
 
Speeddemon said:
You seem to put more weight (no pun intended) into this than I thought.
So, let me put in my 2 kcal...
I for one, do think it's important to have some level of healthy lifestyle. I'm no saint, and I don't take things to ridicoulous levels (like counting calories per meal etc., only so much lettuce, broccoli, lean meat, yaddayadda), but even I -who's not a professional singer- understand that you need to take care of your body to some degree.

Now, our dear Vince, who *is* (seen as) a professional singer, since he gets paid good money to sing, doesn't seem to care that much for his. And it seems to affect his ability of his profession...you know, what he's getting paid for...
Imagine you paying money for a plumber, and the guy comes over to fix your sink, but he's basically too fat to lie on his back and get inside the cupboard, and he's groaning and moaning, and asks your wife to hand him the screwdrivers from his own tool belt, you'd be pretty miffed too, wouldn't you?
People pay good money to see Vince...the least he could do is get his shit together so that his health doesn't affect his ability to perform/sing as much as it does now. Nobody's asking a 50+ yr old dude to be in the lean shape he was in his 20's, but this Jon Lovitz + blonde wig look ain't helping matters.
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A better post than your setlist ill give you that
 
paulyc said:
We have a weird Al in our midst ! Bravo !
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Thanks man. I used to come up with and post parody lyrics to songs on a couple different message boards, 10/15 years ago. Nice to know I haven't lost my touch. :D
 
hammered said:
I choose to remember the good times . I'm sure everyone making fun of his weight are in tip top shape themselves

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Except for a slight case of chronic dad bod, I sure am. ;)

Looks like you & I are from around the same area. I grew up in San Jose and saw many shows at The Cow Palace.
 
hammered said:
A better post than your setlist ill give you that
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I dunno man...so far 7 people seem to enjoy it plenty. I think it's more of a case of you taking weight-comments somewhat personal, when it's just some jokes about some song titles in reference to a famous lead singer, who cannot seem to lay off the burgers....
MAH HONK! :p

Heck, if MI6 ever recruits me as a spy in the Middle-East, I'll apply to have my operative name be Kheemstah Mahar. :cool:
 
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shredi knight said:
"Meals, Meals, Meals"

Friday night and I need a bite
Three stuffed turkeys and a carving knife
Handful of lard in my mouth feels right
Yes, what I need to make my pants too tight are more

Meal, Meals, Meals
Beer kegs and pickled lips
Meals, Meals, Meals
Chowing down on chicken strips
Meals, Meals, Meals
French dip, potato chips

It's such a treat, all you can eat
On Monday, Tuesday and any day of the week
Deep fried meals, just can't be beat
Yes, they're what I need so I can't see my feet

Meals, Meals, Meals
At the Barbecue House with a glass of ale
Meals, Meals, Meals
Scarfing it down with many cocktails
Meals, Meals, Meals
Raising my cholesterol and breaking my scale
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Speeddemon said:
I dunno man...so far 7 people seem to enjoy it plenty. I think it's more of a case of you taking weight-comments somewhat personal, when it's just some jokes about some song titles in reference to a famous lead singer, who cannot seem to lay off the burgers....
MAH HONK! :p

Heck, if MI6 ever recruits me as a spy in the Middle-East, I'll apply to have my operative name be Kheemstah Mahar. :cool:
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Congrats on the likes . I just think it’s not in good taste to make fun of somebody’s weight but I’m obviously in the minority here
 
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