True story
6th grade my friends grandma and mom still took him in the bathroom with them.
At a roy rogers bathroom he somehow git a real good look at his grandma’s coochie.
Mind you this was an old crusty italian lady pushing 80 I reckon at that point.
Well he got hooked on seeing that nasty old gash and became a professional peeping tom and roped me into helping him.
My house happened to be next door to his grandma’s, so one Saturday evening while my parents were out we grabbed a ladder and positioned it in front of the bathroom window.
He went inside and broke the venetian blinds so there was a space to look into the bathroom.
We rigged all this shit up and then waited for his nan to hopefully piss so we could see THE UPSIDE DOWN TRIANGLE THING WITH THREE HOLES.
I suggested he go in and make her chocolate milk and get her to drink it so she would take a piss quicker which of course he did and of course it didn’t work.
So then we are both of us out on the foldable ladder wrecked up so it was tall enough to actually be able to see into the bathroom position on a bunch of boards up and away only a six grader could do one suddenly my parents pulled into the driveway get out of the car and ask hey what the hell are you guys doing?
Where are Stonecoal busted and speechless my dad nowhere up to no good when I said we’re trying to fix the window
After that we got into stealing copies of Hossler from the local stationary store and so began my lifelong obsession with vagina which continues to this day.
The end