What are the obvious signs that this is fake

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john when did you try and contact me? I don’t have anything from you. I don’t think
 
Dave M said:
I love the armchair quarterback speculation from a statement that it's "probably" fake, yet you sound like you don't know. If you don't know, that's fine. But the obvious evidence that's been pointed out many times isn't something new and clearly shows the guitar was not made by Gibson.
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I don't know and might not know if I was looking at it .
 
Panhead5 said:
It's 12 miles from my house.
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You must promptly capture him!! This known scammer must play a game of, “The Price is Pain!!!” (go with rigtalk rules, not street rules)

You must immediately gather a flame thrower, high powered nail gun, a flame retardant tarp, sand paper, rubbing alcohol, a bucket of broken glass, sulfuric acid, a donkey, a drill, and a dude who doesn’t give a damn.(bare minimum, sociopath required)

Then you must highlight the rules (there are no rules) to the dude and let the berserker madness envelope him. Tell him to get the tarp and cut about 10 holes with the circumference of a pencil. Lay the tarp over the thieving scum and unleash the fury of the flame thrower upon his scamming ass. Each little hole becomes an area of hyper focus & such excruciating pain and agony with a heat so ferocious that he feels as if the sun itself is now being driven deep within his scamming body.

Make sure to have some ice water and smelling salts standing by as he will start passing out from thw profound agony and he can be quickly revived this way. He must experience the first game fully. Remember that scammers and thieves are the worst people, especially when guitarists scam and steal from other guitarists. At this point in the game, he has a shocking thought, “holy Christ, it’s only going to GET WORSE and I’m in it for the DURATION!!” He will now start repeatedly screaming the eternal cry of the loser, “WWWWWHHYYY MMMEEEE!!!?” He will beg for mercy and insist he is sorry. News flash, he’s not sorry, just sorry he was caught.

Nah, I’m just kidding. Violence doesn’t solve anything.
 
311splawndude said:
In his defense if he is selling it for a family member (wife's uncle or something) then it is possible he doesn't realize and it is the uncle that got screwed over years ago. Him deleting posts is not a good sign. At least you'd expect a "oh wow, I didn't know...I'll look into it" ?
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I'm not buying the "It was my uncles" pitch . I think that's a part of the deception in fooling a potential buyer.
 
Another scam I've encountered was someone posting pics of a real Gibson for sale and then showing up to the meet with a Chibson. People can be POS sometimes.
 
Funk'n Metal said:
Another scam I've encountered was someone posting pics of a real Gibson for sale and then showing up to the meet with a Chibson. People can be POS sometimes.
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I feel bad for people that fall for that shit. Then they try and sell it as authentic, same with the next guy. This guy just needs his legs broke. Thing is, he always arranges the meet up at the police station. I don’t know why he hasn’t been busted for theft by deception.
 
headlessdeadguy said:
I feel bad for people that fall for that shit. Then they try and sell it as authentic, same with the next guy. This guy just needs his legs broke. Thing is, he always arranges the meet up at the police station. I don’t know why he hasn’t been busted for theft by deception.
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Police station? That guy is out of his mind.
 
mooncobra said:
You must promptly capture him!! This known scammer must play a game of, “The Price is Pain!!!” (go with rigtalk rules, not street rules)

You must immediately gather a flame thrower, high powered nail gun, a flame retardant tarp, sand paper, rubbing alcohol, a bucket of broken glass, sulfuric acid, a donkey, a drill, and a dude who doesn’t give a damn.(bare minimum, sociopath required)

Then you must highlight the rules (there are no rules) to the dude and let the berserker madness envelope him. Tell him to get the tarp and cut about 10 holes with the circumference of a pencil. Lay the tarp over the thieving scum and unleash the fury of the flame thrower upon his scamming ass. Each little hole becomes an area of hyper focus & such excruciating pain and agony with a heat so ferocious that he feels as if the sun itself is now being driven deep within his scamming body.

Make sure to have some ice water and smelling salts standing by as he will start passing out from thw profound agony and he can be quickly revived this way. He must experience the first game fully. Remember that scammers and thieves are the worst people, especially when guitarists scam and steal from other guitarists. At this point in the game, he has a shocking thought, “holy Christ, it’s only going to GET WORSE and I’m in it for the DURATION!!” He will now start repeatedly screaming the eternal cry of the loser, “WWWWWHHYYY MMMEEEE!!!?” He will beg for mercy and insist he is sorry. News flash, he’s not sorry, just sorry he was caught.

Nah, I’m just kidding. Violence doesn’t solve anything.
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Dude. You're scaring me :LOL:

Sounds like something that Kruger dude would do :(
 
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ccn said:
I'm not buying the "It was my uncles" pitch . I think that's a part of the deception in fooling a potential buyer.
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Oh yeah; he is passing the blame on to someone else. This dude is a piece of shit. He knows exactly what he has. Son of a bitch.
 
mooncobra said:
Oh yeah; he is passing the blame on to someone else. This dude is a piece of shit. He knows exactly what he has. Son of a bitch.
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I think the mention of it being his uncles is about trying to fool people into thinking it's the real thing not so much of passing blame although that's a part of it.
 
ccn said:
I think the mention of it being his uncles is about trying to fool people into thinking it's the real thing not so much of passing blame although that's a part of it.
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Oh yeah. He put that in there on purpose. I see Donnie's Stripped Rights does spend time outside of the OTC. That's refreshing. Good for the sole.
 
mooncobra said:
I was just joking around. But yes, that could be the zone in which Kruger operated. He killed someone, didn’t he?
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Oh I know were dude. And yes, yes he did. There is a thread here about it somewhere :eek:
 
Sounds like a tweaker. Ask him if he’ll trade for dope just to fuck with him.
 
Devin said:
I reckon he's talking about the little custom shop engraved medallions that cover the switch cavity on the back of real modern LPCs
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If so, then it wouldn't be on a 2006 model.
 
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