
homespun
Well-known member
I was at the gym this morning and it finally happened to me. I knew they’d get me one day but I was hoping to die first. There is some terrible music pumped through the Planet Fitness sound system and today was my terrible day. I was in the middle of my workout so I couldn’t leave.
You see, I’ve never heard an entire Guns N’ Roses song before. I’ve either left or had earbuds or shut it off if the radio was mine to control. Sweet Child of Mine came on. I viscerally hate that intro and, as it turns out, the rest of the song as well. I don’t get their popularity. I despise the vocals and the solo seems so stolid and rote. I must be missing something.
My poor virgin ears have been violated. I’ll never be the same.
You see, I’ve never heard an entire Guns N’ Roses song before. I’ve either left or had earbuds or shut it off if the radio was mine to control. Sweet Child of Mine came on. I viscerally hate that intro and, as it turns out, the rest of the song as well. I don’t get their popularity. I despise the vocals and the solo seems so stolid and rote. I must be missing something.
My poor virgin ears have been violated. I’ll never be the same.