Cock-Blocking your OWN ‘Wet Dreams’ ?

[PDC]

How many out there have ever ‘cockblocked’ their own wet dreams? Like you are dreaming of being with a total ‘smoke show’ in a semi-public place and random people keep wandering by totally ruining ‘the moment’ until ‘the moment’ has passed???

WTF??? Am I the only one???

After my dad died, I have been religiously visiting my Mom at the old-folks home. There are two sisters who work there who are young and Latina and H-O-T! (You cannot make this shit up.) I try so goddam hard to be under the radar and cool whenever they are around. They act like they know my mom and think she is the sweetest old lady they have ever met whenever I am there to visit. (I am sure they put this show on for every son or daughter who shows up to visit their aging parent.)

Anyway - this a.m. I am having this dream where the two of them are pulling me down this hallway, into this empty room. And they are over the top flirtatious. And shit is gettin’ REAL. And right about then - these random folks are strollin’ down the hall, lookin’ in this room, shuttin’ shit DOWN!! And I’m like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK — THIS IS MY DREAM!!!

And then I wake up.

Anyone else ever Cock-Block their OWN wet dreams???

 

[70 Mach 1]

 

[PDC]

YES! Literally !!!

 

[rsm]

 

[japetus]

Bro just rip rod

 

[psychodave]

This is the first sign that you are gay. Don’t fight your future. ?

 

[PDC]

Fell down a psychology rabbit hole on this one. Apparently it is extremely common and is connected to stress. It’s a different variety of the dream that people have where they are back in school during finals week and headed to a final exam for a class that they skipped all semester and haven’t done any of the reading. And I have that dream at least once a month.

I know work has gotten really stressful the last 6-8 weeks. I also know I have just been charging ahead at 100 mph since my dad died and haven’t really gotten used to the ‘new normal’ of him being gone. There are times that I reflexively think ‘I should ask dad what he thinks’ or ‘I gotta tell that to dad’ and instantaneously realize he’s gone.

Mom did remarkably well the first 6-8 weeks after Dad died when there was SO much do to - banking stuff, life insurance stuff, Social Security docs, funeral arrangements. That and EVERYONE reaches out at ‘ground zero.’ But after 30-60 days, everyone else’s lives kind of keep going on and all the initial ‘busy work’ is done and then it’s just quiet. She has had a very difficult time without dad here this last month just when my work has gotten super busy. And I know I’m feeling guilty for not being able to get over there as much as I did the first month to 6 weeks.

I think all this sh*t is just piling up and invading my last escape - sleep! I sleep like shit (insert interruptions into the only ‘happy’ dream I’ve had in 6 months!) and then wake up feeling more wrung out than when I went to bed.

Wifey has some strong Indica edibles - might be time for me to say WTF and have one…

 

[311boogieman]

Wifey has some strong Indica edibles - might be time for me to say WTF and have one…

That was going to be my recommendation.

 

[311boogieman]

Speaking of school finals...my college related nightmare that I have once or twice a year is that it is finals time, and not only did I not study, I don't even know what classes I'm in.

Somehow, I squeaked by that's for sure. I look back at my college grade point summary and there are classes on there I don't remember taking - but somehow, I got a C-, for example

 

[PDC]

Speaking of school finals...my college related nightmare that I have once or twice a year is that it is finals time, and not only did I not study, I don't even know what classes I'm in.

Somehow, I squeaked by that's for sure. I look back at my college grade point summary and there are classes on there I don't remember taking - but somehow, I got a C-, for example

Its unreal how common the college final exam nightmare is. And I have that one a few times a year. Or the similar one where someone somehow decides that you missed a credit and you have to go BACK to complete it - but in your mind you ow you are supposed to be at your JOB!

Indica Chocolate last night. Best night sleep I have had in months. Once retired, I could get used to just a small corner of that every day. The spillover effect the next morning is lovely.

 

[311boogieman]

Yeah, it doesn't take much.

But back on topic - it all could very well be stress related, but are you sure you don't have some minor slight phobia of being caught in public - or the like?

 

[Kordoba]

Speaking of school finals...my college related nightmare that I have once or twice a year is that it is finals time, and not only did I not study, I don't even know what classes I'm in.

Somehow, I squeaked by that's for sure. I look back at my college grade point summary and there are classes on there I don't remember taking - but somehow, I got a C-, for example

I had dreams like that the first 10 years after I graduated from college. The worst one? Well, IRL I never picked up my "report card" at the end of my last semester and to this day have not seen it or my transcript (graduated pre-internets). So, I wake up in a cold sweat thinking I never did actually graduate, even though I have the diploma proving I did.

 

[PDC]

Yeah, it doesn't take much.

But back on topic - it all could very well be stress related, but are you sure you don't have some minor slight phobia of being caught in public - or the like?

Here's my personal diagnosis. I was raised Catholic and Wife and I will have been married for 30 years this December. I think its some sort of deeply seeded avoidance of the devastating guilt of ever cheating that gets in the way of a decent dream for me. It's so funny, my wife makes most of the visits to my Mom's place with me and she herself has commented on how gorgeous these 2 Hispanic Sisters are who work at this place. If I told my wife that I had a dream about them, she would literally laugh her ass off, tell my I have good taste in women, and then commiserate with me that al these rando strangers in the dream kept interrupting the 'money shot'!!!

 

[VonBonfire]

Here's my personal diagnosis. I was raised Catholic and Wife and I will have been married for 30 years this December. I think its some sort of deeply seeded avoidance of the devastating guilt of ever cheating that gets in the way of a decent dream for me. It's so funny, my wife makes most of the visits to my Mom's place with me and she herself has commented on how gorgeous these 2 Hispanic Sisters are who work at this place. If I told my wife that I had a dream about them, she would literally laugh her ass off, tell my I have good taste in women, and then commiserate with me that al these rando strangers in the dream kept interrupting the 'money shot'!!!

It was succubi demons using the image of the women you desired to infiltrate your spiritual space.

 

[Bad Brain]

Succubi demons are hot bro

 

[Corey James]

bro,

put a photo of some hot hispanic sisters on your bed stand, put a condom on, and fall asleep

let us know how it works out !