A plan to annex Canada, Greenland, and Australia

[Floyd Eye]

I played my Godin Multiac Nylon today... That's Canadian!

Well Canadistan does suit you dude. They hate guns and personal responsibility too.

 

[Thumbpicker]

So in case you were wondering why my Harley doesn't run on gas - it runs on petrol.

 

[Thumbpicker]

Well Canadistan does suit you dude. They hate guns and personal responsibility too.

Tabernak! You can be such a hoser!

 

[Floyd Eye]

So in case you were wondering why my Harley doesn't run on gas - it runs on petrol.

This isn't Europe dude. We don't have that shit here. And we sure as fuck don't pay $5 a liter for it.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Tabernak! You can be such a hoser!

Speak English dude. I don't understand Canadistanian eh.

 

[Thumbpicker]

This isn't Europe dude. We don't have that shit here. And we sure as fuck don't pay $5 a liter for it.

AUD 2 per litre.

 

[Floyd Eye]

AUD 2 per litre.

I paid US 2.69 per gallon this morning.

 

[Thumbpicker]

 

[VonBonfire]

AUD 2 per litre.

Gas will be much cheaper when you become an American.

 

[Thumbpicker]

I paid US 2.69 per gallon this morning.

Is that like 3 shekels per cubit?

 

[Thumbpicker]

Gas will be much cheaper when you become an American.

I prefer it in liquid form.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Is that like 3 shekkels per cubit?

That's like I drive to work all week for like $30.

 

[Floyd Eye]

I prefer it in liquid form.

Gasoline is liquid jughead.

 

[VonBonfire]

I prefer it in liquid form.

If that's the case toilet paper is cheaper here too since we actually have trees in our country.

 

[Thumbpicker]

That's like I drive to work all week for like $30.

Do you get breakfast at the half McDonalds you have in Missouri? The half arches or whatever it is.

 

[Floyd Eye]

We don't stack the bodies in the boot either. Or park in a Garridge or use a lift to go up to the top floor. Or eat Crisps. They're called chips here.

 

[Thumbpicker]

If that's the case toilet paper is cheaper here too since we actually have trees in our country.

I prefer making classic English food with an Indian twist. I make toasted cheese without washing my hands first.

 

[VonBonfire]

Do you get breakfast at the half McDonalds you have in Missouri? The half arches or whatever it is.

I'm def getting a place in Australia when you guys become the 53rd state. Kimberley looks nice. Ever been there?

 

[Floyd Eye]

If that's the case toilet paper is cheaper here too since we actually have trees in our country.

Yeah, but we don't have 61 varieties of spiders that can kill you in less than 3 minutes so there's that.

 

[Thumbpicker]

We don't stack the bodies in the boot either. Or park in a Garridge or use a lift to go up to the top floor. Or eat Crisps. They're called chips here.

I say gararge rhymes with barge... and we have chips (eg. crisps) and hot chips... (fries).