A plan to annex Canada, Greenland, and Australia

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Thumbpicker said:
I prefer making classic English food with an Indian twist. I make toasted cheese without washing my hands first.
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We don't eat that shit here either. Fucking curry. I don't even think there's an Indian restaurant within 50 miles of me. We're deporting all those fuckheads too.
 
Floyd Eye said:
Yeah, but we don't have 61 varieties of spiders that can kill you in less than 3 minutes so there's that.
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He'll probably say we need to keep Australia Australia cause we need imports like that. :LOL:
 
Floyd Eye said:
We don't eat that shit here either. Fucking curry. I don't even think there's an Indian restaurant within 50 miles of me. We're deporting all those fuckheads too.
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You didn't get the joke.
 
VonBonfire said:
He'll probably say we need to keep Australia Australia cause we need imports like that. :LOL:
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We could send him all kinds of other shit that would kill them. Like some of our upstanding urban youths.
 
Floyd Eye said:
We could send him all kinds of other shit that would kill them. Like some of our upstanding urban youths.
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First time you let him shoot a gun he'd spit on an Australian flag and proudly declare himself an American. He'd be the dude at the gun show with the fatigues, riggers belt, and fingerless gloves talking about avenging Randy Weaver. :LOL:
 
VonBonfire said:
First time you let him shoot a gun he'd spit on an Australian flag and proudly declare himself an American. He'd be the dude at the gun show with the fatigues, riggers belt, and fingerless gloves talking about avenging Randy Weaver. :LOL:
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I am too fit and I don't get tired easily - so no fatigues for me.

and I have motorcycle keys - not car keys (khakis)
 
VonBonfire said:
First time you let him shoot a gun he'd spit on an Australian flag and proudly declare himself an American. He'd be the dude at the gun show with the fatigues, riggers belt, and fingerless gloves talking about avenging Randy Weaver. :LOL:
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I guarantee he'd love shooting some of my shotguns. Nothing quite like dumping 17 rounds of 00B in less than 8 seconds.
 
VonBonfire said:
Surprised you defend a country you've never even really seen before. :LOL:
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There is only one state I haven't been to which is Western Australia. I've seen plenty of this country. I've driven right through the middle from Darwin to Adelaide.
 
Floyd Eye said:
I guarantee he'd love shooting some of my shotguns. Nothing quite like dumping 17 rounds of 00B in less than 8 seconds.
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Only way I believe he wouldn't love it is if he was riding scooters and mopeds instead of an HD. He's ripe for his conversion to our American way of life. You know he will be aggressively pro-American when he does too.:LOL:
 
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