A plan to annex Canada, Greenland, and Australia

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Thumbpicker said:
There is only one state I haven't been to which is Western Australia. I've seen plenty of this country.
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You haven't been to Kimberley and you haven't been to walkabout creek. I'm told those are both must-see attractions.
 
VonBonfire said:
Only way I believe he wouldn't love it is if he was riding scooters and mopeds instead of an HD. He's ripe for his conversion to our American way of life. You know he will be aggressively pro-American when he does too.:LOL:
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I'd give him 3 days in Texas or Kentucky and he'd be talking with a southern drawl, carrying a gun and watching football. And for fuck sakes I ain't talking about soccer. We don't do that shit here either.
 
VonBonfire said:
You haven't been to Kimberley and you haven't been to walkabout creek. I'm told those are both must-see attractions.
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I have to save something for retirement. I've driven from Sydney to Darwin if you look on the map it's not too far relatively speaking from the Kimberly - but it's still a long way to go from Darwin to the Kimberly and back. When I'm retired I will do Western Australia but it's a long trip and you need months really.
 
Thumbpicker said:
I have to save something for retirement. I've driven from Sydney to Darwin if you look on the map it's not too far relatively speaking from the Kimberly - but it's still a long way to go from Darwin to the Kimberly and back. When I'm retired I will do Western Australia but it's a long trip and you need months really.
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That'd be the trip of a lifetime especially when it's called "Western America". :LOL:
 
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VonBonfire said:
That'd be the trip of a lifetime especially when it's called "Western America". :LOL:
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If you want to become the 7th state ask Albo. Being Labor, he lets everyone else in - so you're probably golden.
 
VonBonfire said:
Ayers rock will look beautiful with the stars and stripes flying at the top.
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Well at least you called it Ayer's Rock. I approve of that. That's basically the equivalent of our Mt McKinley which I was pleased to see has been given its name back.
 
Thumbpicker said:
Well at least you called it Ayer's Rock. I approve of that. That's basically the equivalent of our Mt McKinley which I was pleased to see has been given its name back.
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It's just the more commonly known name over here I think. I never got the controversy other than wasting money on a name change. There are dozens if not hundreds of native place names or native influenced place names in the USA. Milwaukee. Pontiac. Seminole. Just a few examples.
 
VonBonfire said:
Trump:

“I think Canada would be much better off being the 51st state because we lose $200 billion a year with Canada. And I’m not going to let that happen,” he said. “Why are we paying $200 billion a year, essentially a subsidy to Canada?”
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He said that about Mexico too but the figure was roughly $300 billion IIRC.
 
VonBonfire said:
It's just the more commonly known name over here I think. I never got the controversy other than wasting money on a name change. There are dozens if not hundreds of native place names or native influenced place names in the USA. Milwaukee. Pontiac. Seminole. Just a few examples.
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Well it's the same here - but the woke brigade keeps trying to name things like Ayer's Rock other things. For the moment they think they have succeeded but I won't call it its woke name. To me it's the name it was when I was growing up and things weren't woke and crazy.

Incidentally you can't even climb it these days - they've banned that in the name of wokeness. I was lucky enough to have climbed it before the craziness. It was a great view from up there.
 
Thumbpicker said:
Incidentally you can't even climb it these days - they've banned that in the name of wokeness. I was lucky enough to have climbed it before the craziness. It was a great view from up there.
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Never tell an American they can't. I'll race you to the top after park hours. :LOL:
 
what a crazy world if Alberta, Greenland, and Gaza became US states. Would the populations there vote for that?

I don't think we want to mess with Australia. Friggin spiders that catch birds, no thanks m8. :LOL:
 
I think you might be thinking of the Bird-eating Spider, which is native to the Amazon jungle IIRC.

That said, we have our fair share of lethal natives of course.
 
Monkey Man said:
I think you might be thinking of the Bird-eating Spider, which is native to the Amazon jungle IIRC.

That said, we have our fair share of lethal natives of course.
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I remember watching Irwin or some other crazy mofo watching salty's jumping up into the trees to catch monkeys. Hellz to the noez. If you make it to adulthood in that country, you are one bad mofo. Pass.
 
Monkey Man said:
I think you might be thinking of the Bird-eating Spider, which is native to the Amazon jungle IIRC.

That said, we have our fair share of lethal natives of course.
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oh, tricky monkey, I almost fell for it. "Oh maybe it it would be cool to vacation there after all!" :mad:

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Edumacate me then guys:

Why does the article recommend feeding them crickets, mealworms, silkworms and "even" small pinkie mice (practically newborns).

Even small birds are orders of magnitude larger than that.

Just curious. I know the South American ones are larger and 100% do eat small birds.
 
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