The US is one big swamp up there in the outback of NYC. Alligators everywhere!

[Thumbpicker]

Everyone in the US just wrestles alligators. I think this is in New York City - the people there don't even wear shoes by the looks of it. Maybe you shouldn't drain the swamp because it makes it worse and the alligators come out everywhere.

 

[VonBonfire]

We plan on fixing the issue by raising tariffs on Australian goods.

 

[japetus]

We plan on fixing the issue by raising tariffs on Australian goods.

Alligator skin boots to Australia go up 150%

 

[VonBonfire]

Alligator skin boots to Australia go up 150%

Thumbpicker is a smaller Ozzie and only wears a size 6 mens so they should remain affordable for him.

 

[japetus]

Thumbpicker is a smaller Ozzie and only wears a size 6 mens so they should remain affordable for him.

Ahh yes. We can refer him to the more "feminine step" line of boots. There are other lizard skins available that treat those with a more "sensitive reaction" in smaller sizes.

 

[Geo]

Orlando, Florida

 

[VonBonfire]

Orlando, Florida

I think it's funny that all the foreign tourists wind up in that dump. It's like the worst Florida has to offer so it makes a great destination for them.

 

[rsm]

our resident bogan is awake again; only to learn the US continues to win, again.

 

[rsm]

I think it's funny that all the foreign tourists wind up in that dump. It's like the worst Florida has to offer so it makes a great destination for them.

Orlando keeps them from bothering the rest of the state

 

[VonBonfire]

Orlando keeps them from bothering the rest of the state

Until I had some Disney bookings.

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

Fuck those dinosaurs. Should be extinct. Vital to the ecosystem? I think not. We'll do just fine without them. Alligators. It's us vs. them.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

 

[Laputan Machine]