
Floyd Eye
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Wow. All I can say is no one has ever just walked into my house. If they did. Hmm. I would not be happy about it.
With the way my house is set up, it’s happened to us more than a few times, usually by accident I think.Wow. All I can say is no one has ever just walked into my house. If they did. Hmm. I would not be happy about it.
Dude definitely WOKE......
With the way my house is set up, it’s happened to us more than a few times, usually by accident I think.
It was just surprising at the time when the country was still limiting how many people could be in stores at a time and pushing the social distance thing.
Our nerves were shot enough having a new born during the beginning stage of a pandemic
He's one of them who makes up stories to justify his issued views on reality. "ICE Raided my neighbors and I know they're not criminals" "A census worker walked into my house without permission" "My hobbit sized stature was definitely going to knock them out" "My work has a $300k machine to test for covid" "I live in wonderbread land full of cis white people, but have so much worldly experience with trans and immigrants" "I don't understand the concept of sensors on drones, so I'm going to make up what you said about them"Complete tool.
Our exterior door enters into basically a porch, and then you make a hard right to go through our main door and into the living room.My house is definitely not set up in any way that someone would accidentally walk into it.
Also it would be nearly impossible for that to happen to begin with. I won’t elaborate on that.
It’s just my dad. And they have nothing to do with this.Lol you need to take a gummy with Floyd’s parents and chill your cunt
Lol you need to take a gummy with Floyd’s parents and chill your cunt
I doubt I would have “told” them anything. But again, that could never happen here for a variety of reasons.Our exterior door enters into basically a porch, and then you make a hard right to go through our main door and into the living room.
So it’s easy to think you are just walking onto a front porch with the intention of knocking on the actual front door.
That has happened a bunch of times and every time but once the person seemed legitimately surprised and apologetic when they realized they just walked into my living room (because if we are home the main door is usually open unless the heat is kicking
The census people were different, they knocked on the outer door, and when I didn’t answer they just came on right in and when the saw me led with “Hi we are with the census department”. I can’t say for sure it was in purpose but they didn’t seem to care. They seemed surprised i told them to leave too lol
Fair enoughIt’s just my dad. And they have nothing to do with this.![]()
I was also holding a newborn at the time which would somewhat pacify anyoneI doubt I would have “told” them anything. But again, that could never happen here for a variety of reasons.
Incredible restraint you showed. Although I would argue inappropriately.
Imagine thinking that anyone but the absolute dumbest members here believe a word out of your mouth. Everything you say is a lie or exaggerated to the extreme to fit in your ignorant low intelligence world view fantasies. 100% if anyone here has sexual relations with dolls, you would be the first.
Understandable. I have to say though, even assuming you could get within 400 yards of my house without me knowing it and assuming you were somehow able to make it into my house without me letting you in, even holding a baby, I don't know that you're getting back out of the house in the same physical condition you came in. Just my take.I was also holding a newborn at the time which would somewhat pacify anyone
Thanks saggy tits PLX. Anything else you want to add while everyone else talks around you
Nice. What other bad jokes do you want to retell?You could quit lying about everything, tool. Would recommend getting written consent from your dolls, too.
Nice. What other bad jokes do you want to retell?
I wonder what the laws are about drawing a weapon on a federally employed census person? Seems like a sticky mess.Understandable. I have to say though, even assuming you could get within 400 yards of my house without me knowing it and assuming you were somehow able to make it into my house without me letting you in, even holding a baby, I don't know that you're getting back out of the house in the same physical condition you came in. Just my take.
You're the worst joke on this forum. That's saying a lot given VB is on here.
While they're in your house ? I guess I can't tell you what the law in Massachusetts is, but I can tell you what it is here and in most states with reasonable self defense rights.I wonder what the laws are about drawing a weapon on a federally employed census person? Seems like a sticky mess.
After they left I was honestly just happy that I was actually wearing pants during all that. We weren’t going anywhere so not much reason to get dressedWhile they're in your house ? I guess I can't tell you what the law in Massachusetts is, but I can tell you what it is here and in most states with reasonable self defense rights.
I wasn't necessarily suggesting drawing a gun on them though. Although here if you walk in my house and I shoot you there is no sticky mess. The law is really clear.