A record low level of Americans drink, and a majority now say alcohol is bad for your health

[Dan Gleesak]

There was a guy who used to keep a 6 pack in the toilet tank
He was a welder

Maybe it was to conserve water

 

[Robostyle]

Maybe it was to conserve water

It's because he was a degenerate drunk

 

[VonBonfire]

It's because he was a degenerate drunk

I've never known a degenerate drunk that only buys a six pack at a time. *shrugs

 

[Robostyle]

I've never known a degenerate drunk that only buys a six pack at a time. *shrugs

The toilet stash was just one place he hid them, his emergency stash.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

It's because he was a degenerate drunk

Just because he’s a drunk doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about the environment

 

[VonBonfire]

The toilet stash was just one place he hid them, his emergency stash.

Seems like a "drink this in a bind so I can still function stash" thing tbh. Last bad beer drunk I knew was a bassist that couldn't play steady until he had six beers. After that he was rock solid. Then when he hit 9 beers it all fell apart again on his way to guzzling the whole case. I had to cut him loose and he was just like "why, man?" Was my first real experience with an alcoholic in a band setting so at the time I was scratching my head thinking he's clueless. Last time I ran into him was at a party where he was drinking beer and just out of the blue vomited, sat back up, and proceeded to sip his beer as though nothing had happened.

 

[DredFryer]

Not 100% opposed to alcohol, but I developed an intolerance to it so I quit for the most part