Fact or Fiction?

[Dan Gleesak]

Did you offer a light, or did she? I need to know how this works.

Actually you might get a kick out of this.
So I was recently divorced, and a work buddy made me get out of my apartment so we hit up a bar.
We were sitting at the bar and I noticed a purse unattended which I thought was weird because Troy NY is a bit of a shithole.

Few days later I went on my trip to LA to chill with a handful of TGP dudes and one TGP dudette (remember Jessica?)

When I got back to NY me and same buddy went to same bar and same purse was left at the bar. I had to see what that was about so we sat next to the purse and ordered some wings.

Girl came back to bar, I break the ice with basically the story I’m telling here now, we share some wings and cigarettes and then fucked like a couple of drunken retards.

Man that time of my life created some fun pub threads lol

 

[The Blazing Saddle]

Phoney Iommi the faggot beta male cuck in da house! Dantifa Nosack, his racist butt buddy too!

 

[Thumbpicker]

(remember Jessica?)

That's probably just one of Lisa's Alts!

 

[Dan Gleesak]

That's probably just one of Lisa's Alts!

That would be pretty wild lol
Jess actually played guitar though.

 

[84superchamp]

Nah we used lube

Yeah, I carry a tube in my back pocket JIC.

 

[84superchamp]

Actually you might get a kick out of this.
So I was recently divorced, and a work buddy made me get out of my apartment so we hit up a bar.
We were sitting at the bar and I noticed a purse unattended which I thought was weird because Troy NY is a bit of a shithole.

Few days later I went on my trip to LA to chill with a handful of TGP dudes and one TGP dudette (remember Jessica?)

When I got back to NY me and same buddy went to same bar and same purse was left at the bar. I had to see what that was about so we sat next to the purse and ordered some wings.

Girl came back to bar, I break the ice with basically the story I’m telling here now, we share some wings and cigarettes and then fucked like a couple of drunken retards.

Man that time of my life created some fun pub threads lol

That can be a cool gathering, we had a few from a private forum I belonged to, an annual party with guys and girls from Sweden, canada, England and even Peru. Had one in Denver, then Toronto then York Pa...good times.

 

[311boogieman]

Actually you might get a kick out of this.
So I was recently divorced, and a work buddy made me get out of my apartment so we hit up a bar.
We were sitting at the bar and I noticed a purse unattended which I thought was weird because Troy NY is a bit of a shithole.

Few days later I went on my trip to LA to chill with a handful of TGP dudes and one TGP dudette (remember Jessica?)

When I got back to NY me and same buddy went to same bar and same purse was left at the bar. I had to see what that was about so we sat next to the purse and ordered some wings.

Girl came back to bar, I break the ice with basically the story I’m telling here now, we share some wings and cigarettes and then fucked like a couple of drunken retards.

Man that time of my life created some fun pub threads lol

I'm probably missing something here but let me get this straight:
1. recently divorced
2. go to bar - see purse
3. go to LA with TGP fags
4. go to bar - see purse
5. meet new wife?
6. Profit (and grab a pack of smokes)

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I'm probably missing something here but let me get this straight:
1. recently divorced
2. go to bar - see purse
3. go to LA with TGP fags
4. go to bar - see purse
5. meet new wife?
6. Profit (and grab a pack of smokes)

Spot on.
They all bought me food, probably because they felt bad for me, but I wouldn’t call them fags.
And I’m technically only engaged to purse girl even though we’ve lived together almost a decade and have two kids together

 

[JDs Couch]

Spot on.
They all bought me food, probably because they felt bad for me, but I wouldn’t call them fags.
And I’m technically only engaged to purse girl even though we’ve lived together almost a decade and have two kids together

Marriage is an outdated institution. Unnecessary. Smash the patriarchy lol!

 

[Robostyle]

Nah we used lube

Hahahahaha classic
Nice

 

[311boogieman]

Spot on.
They all bought me food, probably because they felt bad for me, but I wouldn’t call them fags.
And I’m technically only engaged to purse girl even though we’ve lived together almost a decade and have two kids together

That's the confusing part. None of my business but since you brought it up - how are you recently divorced but have lived with purse girl for 10 years? Did divorce girl find out about purse girl or something?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

That's the confusing part. None of business but since you brought it up - how are you recently divorced but have lived with purse girl for 10 years? Did divorce girl find out about purse girl or something?

I was recently divorced when I met purse girl, so me and my ex split like 11 years ago and the story I was telling happened about 10 years ago

 

[311boogieman]

I was recently divorced when I met purse girl, so me and my ex split like 11 years ago and the story I was telling happened about 10 years ago

10-4

It was how the word 'recently' was used/interpreted that threw me

So you are engaged to purse girl whom you have 2 kids with. Good for you. Now quit smoking will ya?

 

[NoHassle]

Marriage is an outdated institution. Unnecessary. Smash the patriarchy lol!

Common law wife laws still have you by the balls in a family court married or not.

It'll never be outdated as the legal system just loves it.

 

[JDs Couch]

Common law wife laws still have you by the balls in a family court married or not.

It'll never be outdated as the legal system just loves it.

It's ok, you'll find someone someday.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

10-4

It was how the word 'recently' was used/interpreted that threw me

So you are engaged to purse girl whom you have 2 kids with. Good for you. Now quit smoking will ya?

I blame her for still smoking lol.
I quit for many years because of my ex. So I started again when we split out of spite.
I figured I’d have to stop again because smoking greatly limits the dating pool, but then I met my new one over cigarettes lol.

I’m close to quitting though. I really only do it at work since we don’t like to smoke at home around the kids

 

[311boogieman]

I blame her for still smoking lol.
I quit for many years because of my ex. So I started again when we split out of spite.
I figured I’d have to stop again because smoking greatly limits the dating pool, but then I met my new one over cigarettes lol.

I’m close to quitting though. I really only do it at work since we don’t like to smoke at home around the kids

I used to smoke 2 packs a day (Marlboro reds, then Camel lights, them Marlboro lights). Chantex (sp?) completely ended my desire for nicotine. I still have an occasional cigar when I drink but I only drink on weekends pretty much now. Used to drink damn near everyday. I was not in a good way back then and I don't miss it a bit.

good luck

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I used to smoke 2 packs a day (Marlboro reds, then Camel lights, them Marlboro lights). Chantex (sp?) completely ended my desire for nicotine. I still have an occasional cigar when I drink but I only drink on weekends pretty much now. Used to drink damn near everyday. I was not in a good way back then and I don't miss it a bit.

good luck

Like I get the health concerns, but at this point it’s just about the money.
marb lights are like $14 a pack now in MA. A pack a day habit is the same as a car payment now

 

[311boogieman]

Like I get the health concerns, but at this point it’s just about the money.
marb lights are like $14 a pack now in MA. A pack a day habit is the same as a car payment now

Yeah, that's insane. I think they were pushing $7 a pack when I quit.

Sorry to hijack your thread NoHassle

 

[JDs Couch]

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