Kapo_Polenton

How is god choosing his race horse anyway? Seems like there is some competition... Jews are still waiting for theirs, Christians have...

Fuck me for wanting a wall of these....

I went down the rabbit hole and his band is killer, but it's mostly Blackmore/Yngwie/Helloween style stuff. It's cool though, but stuff...

At least it is a Swedish company and not a Chinese one... though it is probably a Swedish company that belongs to a Chinese company but...

I’ve only really listened to I’m with BabyMetal and with Marty Friedman, but I’ve heard others just call him an Yngwie clone, so this...

Most definitely but he mixes in a few differences to make it interesting enough while he plays in his Japanese Nightwish band :D. He...

My Edwards Schenker came with custom 5 ( SH-5 ) in the bridge and a 59 in the neck. It satisfies me across the board. I have not been...

Boooooo, Kelly DE-TRAN-YNGWIE'D :(

100% this. Genius

With the Jesters you could call it the Klown.

I like both. Forgive my shitty MS Paint skills but what about a combo of the 2 images like so...?

The vocalist clearly doesn't speak english but who cares! While there are better YJM clones than " Kelly Simonz" ( lol stage name) ...

That would be hilarious on any pedal. Make a toggle switch the dude member and label it hard/soft

This is awesome. Total " inter species". Approved.

I think it should be a gender neutral inter species Centaur that is not identifiable as man or woman. I also think it should have a...