any good recent battle stories with your SO

[Ben Waylin]

We got : New Donnie, Bagels and Donnie, Donnie Rights , Gay Guitar Donnie, What else help me out...

 

[MadAsAHatter]

came home last night wasted, stinking of cigars and bourbon
(thank goodness i walked the 2 blocks home)
she gave me some lip about being out drunk.
Told her in italian to go bite me

and she did and it fucking hurt with a black and blue wrist.

Interesting... This is kind of how I met my wife. We were on a college class trip. At the end of the evening we were playing cards and at one poit i told her to bitw me... She did. Years later we started dating and eventually got married. We'll be married 10 years i November.

In all seriousness, in over 18 years of being together and almost 10 years of marriage we virtually never fight about anything at all. I really can’t even think of a recent or major dispute we’ve had. We are quite different in a lot of ways, and for some reason that makes the sailing smooth.

This is similar to my wife and I. Sure we get annoyed with each other now and again. But I don't think we've ever had an actual full out argument in all the time we've been together.

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

In all seriousness, in over 18 years of being together and almost 10 years of marriage we virtually never fight about anything at all. I really can’t even think of a recent or major dispute we’ve had. We are quite different in a lot of ways, and for some reason that makes the sailing smooth.

Same. In 23 years I can only remember 2 or 3 fights. If we start getting pissy we usually apologize pretty quickly so things don’t fester.

I was exaggerating about the furniture, but damn. It started out with me telling her to get whatever you want so there’s no issues. Just make sure the recliner is big and good quality. That turned into “you’re no help!” because I liked all the colors she showed me. Now there’s little designer pillows everywhere I can’t touch. I’m debating putting a lawn chair in the living room.

I’m living with a furniture nazi…

 

[Ben Waylin]

Same. In 23 years I can only remember 2 or 3 fights. If we start getting pissy we usually apologize pretty quickly so things don’t fester.

I was exaggerating about the furniture, but damn. It started out with me telling her to get whatever you want so there’s no issues. Just make sure the recliner is big and good quality. That turned into “you’re no help!”. Now there’s little designer pillows everywhere I can’t touch. I’m debating putting a lawn chair in the living room.

I’m living with a furniture nazi…

spoiler alert:

This pattern will repeat every 3~5 years until you die.

 

[Artjr]

All my battle story's are boring. Same old shit, she talks about my mother. I tell her the kids don't even look like me..

Our neighbors had a fight last year and she shot his ear off. My other neighbor called and asked if I could come over and help cause he was bleeding bad... I said hell no, she might come finish the job..

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

spoiler alert:

This pattern will repeat every 3~5 years until you die.

Yep. Mattress shopping is equally as fun.

 

[Clig Herdunkachuk]

This isn’t my wife and I, but our neighbors from the mid 90s.

I am out on my front porch having a smoke at about 2am. Suddenly the neighbors burst out of their house yelling and fighting. He jumps in his car and as he drives away she yells to him “oh yeah you mother fucker, you don’t come back or I’ll kill you!!”.

I go inside, finish the code I was working on, then go to bed.

At about 6:30am we get woke up by a cop at our front door investigating my neighbors “suicide”. Tells me that he pulled out a pistol and blew his brains out.

I tell him what I saw and heard. He looks at me for several minutes then says “Well that is not what the evidence at the scene says”.

Years later a new neighbor is living in the house and asks me to help him move some furniture and remove carpeting.

We get the carpet up and there is a hole in the floor. I dig a .25 slug out of the floor. My neighbor “killed himself” with a .25. It was right where he had died too. It sent chills down my spine.

Bitch got away with cold blooded murder.

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

Clig wins…

 

[jaxadam]

Holy motherfuckin macaroni…

 

[Artjr]

This isn’t my wife and I, but our neighbors from the mid 90s.

I am out on my front porch having a smoke at about 2am. Suddenly the neighbors burst out of their house yelling and fighting. He jumps in his car and as he drives away she yells to him “oh yeah you mother fucker, you don’t come back or I’ll kill you!!”.

I go inside, finish the code I was working on, then go to bed.

At about 6:30am we get woke up by a cop at our front door investigating my neighbors “suicide”. Tells me that he pulled out a pistol and blew his brains out.

I tell him what I saw and heard. He looks at me for several minutes then says “Well that is not what the evidence at the scene says”.

Years later a new neighbor is living in the house and asks me to help him move some furniture and remove carpeting.

We get the carpet up and there is a hole in the floor. I dig a .25 slug out of the floor. My neighbor “killed himself” with a .25. It was right where he had died too. It sent chills down my spine.

Bitch got away with cold blooded murder.

Crazy... The bitch down the street that blew her husbands ear off didn't even get arrested or charged. I do live in the boondocks and cops are fairly easy with the locals,

 

[Deleted member 67774]

To the moon, Alice!

 

[Ben Waylin]

To the moon, Alice!

Great !

A 50-year-old robot.

 

[Deleted member 67774]

Great !

A 50-year-old robot.

No 50 year old robot here, fellow human seal friend. I birthed myself yesterday like all human seal friends endure in the hatching stage of our lifecycle.