Anybody got any good Cat or Dog recipes??

[TheBiggestJerk]

Anybody got any good Cat or Dog recipes or tips for the best culinary experience?

 

[Geo]

Anybody got any good Cat or Dog recipes or tips for the best culinary experience? View attachment 340779

Wait until they can't find anymore cats and start nabbing children. Doubt me?

 

[Tonelover]

Wait until they can't find anymore cats and start nabbing children. Doubt me?

True 'dat, everyone knows that cats and dogs are a gateway food.

 

[Geo]

True 'dat, everyone knows that cats and dogs are a gateway food.

It is for subhumans.

 

[shar-vell Dan]

The Haitians said "WTF' ?

 

[Geo]

The Haitians said "WTF' ?

No the hations said, "inga binga bunga, bunga bunga binga binga".

 

[VonBonfire]

My dad always said cats made good bread but never shared any with us.He was kinda tight with his wild blueberry jam too so, not surprising.

 

[84superchamp]

How do you say “here kitty kitty” in Haitian? JIC

Local animal shelter: “we are temporarily suspending adoptions to Haitians”

 

[psychodave]

Chinese food…

General Tso’s kitten.

 

[Al Chapo]

 

[rsm]

"The Persistence of Folk Belief: Some Notes on Cannibalism and Zombis in Haiti"

Published in 1959. I'm sure Haiti has changed for the better since then. /s

https://www.jstor.org/stable/538386


"It is said that Cherizier began being called 'Barbecue' because of his penchant of burning people alive.

Amid the rise of 'Barbecue', a video has emerged that shows a member of a 'cannibal' gang eating human body parts."


https://www.indiatoday.in/world/sto...ariel-henry-video-babekyou-2513276-2024-03-11

 

[JackBootedThug]

My chinese friends told me you eat dog in the winter because it warms you up. You eat cat in the summer because it cools you down. I thought they were fucking with me but they said they were being serious. Probably said dumbass roundeye when I walked away.....

 

[Thumbpicker]

I don't eat pussies. You get hair stuck between your teeth.

Waiter at Shanghai: "You want bow wow duck or quack quack duck"?

 

[rsm]

My chinese friends told me you eat dog in the winter because it warms you up. You eat cat in the summer because it cools you down. I thought they were fucking with me but they said they were being serious. Probably said dumbass roundeye when I walked away.....

it's a thing in China; cooling foods and warming foods; though I only heard it applied to fruits IIRC