Arch Enemy's new singer gives me a boner

[Sick Michael]

I have to save this thread.....

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

I'll always have a soft spot for Arch Enemy, they were one of the first "extreme" bands I got into. The first few albums were pretty solid, and I liked a smattering of stuff later. My biggest gripe is that they lost a lot of the death metal edge later. It seems like the guitar playing firepower that has passed through that band would warrant more ripping.

Also, I can kinda see what OP is saying in certain photos, but the shot the band picked for the announcement is about as unflattering as it could be.

Some of the press photos for attention, she is smoking hot. I was referring to their new video though. She really commands the spotlight.

 

[JonPearson1994]

Some of the press photos for attention, she is smoking hot. I was referring to their new video though. She really commands the spotlight.

Now this I haven't seen. Now going to watch it with the sole intent of checking her out seems wrong.

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

Check it out and report back. I dig the song, and her leather

 

[JonPearson1994]

Check it out and report back. I dig the song, and her leather

She has the Sydney Sweeney eyes, which is something.

Song is pretty cool!

 

[BenoA]

On some press photos, it's her "arms" that caught my attention and I could not unsee Linda's arms and shoulders in T2

 

[Metalhex]

I know Joey filled in for Once Human a couple times. That's probably where the recommendation came from. I understand why they went with another female vocalist. They'd probably lose a ton of attention if they went with a guy

 

[Sick Michael]

I just looked into this deeper.

This chick is not hot. I dont like the music much, but the older singer is much hotter (even now probably.....but who knows...ha)

The Boner is invalid.

 

[shar-vell Dan]

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

I just looked into this deeper.

This chick is not hot. I dont like the music much, but the older singer is much hotter (even now probably.....but who knows...ha)

The Boner is invalid.

The audacity to doubt the veracity of my non-flaccidy! How dare you, sir!

 

[Sick Michael]

The audacity to doubt the veracity of my non-flaccidy! How dare you, sir!

Hey man Im not doubting your abilities, Im just saying I think you need to adjust your sights, and watch out for an unnecessary ND.

 

[SonVolt]

Ew gross.

 

[DISTORT6]

Ew gross.

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mmmm...side nipple

 

[GuitarVacation]

She'd be hotter if she was making me sandwiches instead of touring the world, nowhatimsayin?

 

[Mike Oxhuge]

mmmm...side nipple

That side nipple makes me wish I had 3 hands.

 

[Rottweiler]

I don't have a lot of time to make this as entertaining as it could be. A buddy of mine was a character at work. One day, he lifts his shirt and starts rubbing what looks like an extra set of nipples down on his stomach and exclaims "my extra nipples itch!".

We had a moment of amazement and laughs. He explained the stats of how 1 in a million (or whatever) people have extra nipples like a dog / pig, etc.

Just then our maintenance manager walked in and says "Dude!!! you have extra nipples too?!?!?!". Maint mgr lifts his shirt and they compared them.