Are you a better guitar player than? Part 2

Are you a better guitar player than?

  • Steven Seagal

    Votes: 1 33.3%

  • Corey Feldman

    Votes: 1 33.3%

  • Johnny Depp

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Taylor Swift

    Votes: 1 33.3%

  • Giacomo Turra

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    3
Nobody here can outplay the Feldman.

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cobrahead1030 said:
Taylor swift came into a local dive bar my band was playing at, had her entourage set up a Marshall stack & toss her a Charvel. She completely embarrassed me in a shred-off, Crossroads style.
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Same, she did "trilogy op suite" with her labia and showed me the fuck up.

Because obviously, everyone who has sold more albums than me is magically a better guitar player than me, by default, because that's how that works.

Apparently no one can tell the difference between apples and oranges on RT
 
alund said:
Like Jimi Hendrix?
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Yep, except she put the guitar between her legs and used her magic toan labia to play slow bends with FEEL and emotion like Jammy Handricks and Elric Clampdown

She sold so many records! Dont you know that when people are trying to express someones technical ability at guitar, and that's what the conversation is about, how many records they sold is the be all, end all quantifier and tie-breaker
 
cobrahead1030 said:
Taylor swift came into a local dive bar my band was playing at, had her entourage set up a Marshall stack & toss her a Charvel. She completely embarrassed me in a shred-off, Crossroads style.
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Say what you will about Taylor but he's an amazing guitarist and songwriter. :LOL:
 
japetus said:
Taylor Swift is a good guitarist. If you were in a bar and she went up with an acoustic and just singing in disguise...everyone would take notice.
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I agree. They would notice that 3 inch gap between her legs.
My kids love her… ehhhh. Kudos for her. Maybe she won’t go crazy like all the rest of the idolized elite. My guess is Kelce and her will hit a snag, when he brings up John Mayer’s penis size. She will get dumped, and go crazy and end up touring NYC in a meat suit or change her accent to french or something.
 
alund said:
I agree. They would notice that 3 inch gap between her legs.
My kids love her… ehhhh. Kudos for her. Maybe she won’t go crazy like all the rest of the idolized elite. My guess is Kelce and her will hit a snag, when he brings up John Mayer’s penis size. She will get dumped, and go crazy and end up touring NYC in a meat suit or change her accent to french or something.
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That's cause most dudes just don't want to marry another dude so she/he always gets dumped.
 
Is this a trick question? There's only one guitarist on that list. Taylor Swift. I'm going to call her out in the next riff war. At least there's a higher chance she won't have a toddler level meltdown over a normal thing than some people. I feel like she would be fun to hang out and jam with.
 
She’s getting a signature James Taylor Swift guitar. Headstocks so ugly this line will be exclusively headless, just like her relationships with all those past boyfriends.
 
thegame said:
She’s getting a signature James Taylor Swift guitar. Headstocks so ugly this line will be exclusively headless, just like her relationships with all those past boyfriends.
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You think she's behind the scenes evil like Ellen?
 
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