Bandleader criticized my rig at a tryout

[Bardagh]

I had to check the OP post date. This thread wreaks of HCAF

It requires a refined palate to appreciate the bouquet.

 

[romanianreaper]

I would have shown him my brother Bob's "Woody Woodpecker" art.

Brw, I'd avoid small planes.....

 

[jeff5]

I'd say not a good start and no reason to think it will get any better. Why bother and have to deal with that?

 

[johnny q]

The "bandleader" sounds like an a-hole ignoramus. Run, don't walk from that band.

 

[skoora]

I'd squeeze one out into the horn of his sax when he wasn't around, but that's just me.

It’s called the Cleveland Tenor

 

[skoora]

Th

I think you should ignore this comment and never think of it again. Life's too short, and there's far far more important things to ponder.

That’s what they said about Rolf Harris and look how that turned out…lol

 

[hammered]

Thread winner. ^

The OPs experience was almost identical to this

 

[mooncobra]

Rudy, is that you?

No!!!! It is I!!! Mooncobra!!!

 

[scottosan]

I'd squeeze one out into the horn of his sax when he wasn't around, but that's just me.

Do it while he’s around and squeeze off 2

 

[stephen sawall]

Try to kiss the band leader and steal his gear. Works for me every time.

 

[GearGasms]

Do it while he’s around and squeeze off 2

Second squeeze will place my children directly onto the polished brass.

 

[Geo]

I would run him over in the parking lot.

 

[mentoneman]

glue his spit valve shut and apply 1 drop of ghost pepper extract to his mouthpiece

 

[GearGasms]

I will place the mouthpiece of his sax to my rectum and fart the Careless Whisper solo

 

[thegame]

I will place the mouthpiece of his sax to my rectum and fart the Careless Whisper solo

Welcome to Rigtalk Kenny G !!! Congrats on making a career out of that

 

[Monkey Man]

You've still got it bro'.

 

[mentoneman]

I would run him over in the parking lot.

there’s that.

 

[Motorboat McCooter]

Be sure to stay in your place way in the back and off to the side when the band leader is doing his thing. Whatever you do, don't walk up to him miming air saxophone during his spotlight solo.

 

[Fiesta Red]

What do you think?

Just buttfuck him and get it over.

That skipped over that part.

 

[skoora]

Be sure to stay in your place way in the back and off to the side when the band leader is doing his thing. Whatever you do, don't walk up to him miming air saxophone during his spotlight solo.

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One of the most 80’s moments that ever 80’s. I remember how mesmerized I was, as an impressionable 16 year old lad, by the sheen coming off him when I saw it in the theater. The things that mold a man.